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[Opinions] Birth Announcements....
from my local newspaper...Girls
Akealiyah Shenita
Ava Grace
McKinley Elizabeth
Ainsley Elizabeth
Kalen Frances
Alaila Rain
Maelyn Joelle
Khaila Marjorie
Malae Nake
Ava Elizabeth & Lora Elise
Daytona Jean
Paisley Beth
Amari Brionne
LaChelle Michlia
Scarlette LuxBoys
DeBron Jacob
Cohen Joseph
Kalib Ardale
Simon Bell
Traivus Amin
Davion Johann
Parrish Weston
Jace Nathaniel
Adolph Raymond
Keir Juel
Branson Matthew
Finn Patrick
D'Naren Earnest
Mason Alden
Avery Adam
Behr Philip
Jourdan Connor
Kaaeden James
Tah'J Corelli
Karsen Matthew
Kai Christopher
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I like:Ava Grace
Ava Elizabeth
Elise
Scarlette (prefer Scarlett)
Beth (nn for Bethany or Elizabeth)Jacob
Simon
Nathaniel (prefer Nathan)
Matthew
Mason
Adam
Jourdan Connor (prefer Jordan)
James (mn)
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I love Alaila Rain! As for boys, I like Avery Adam and Kai Christopher. D'Naren has a nice sound.
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Ava Grace is cute. I have always lived Elizabeth.
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Poor kids! Especially Adolph Raymond...
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I like
Ava Grace
Ainsley Elizabeth
Ava Elizabeth
Lora Elise
Paisley Beth
Scarlette LuxKalib Ardale but I prefer Caleb
Avery Adam
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Ava Elizabeth & Lora EliseWhat a gorgeous sibset!
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Girls
Akealiyah Shenita - Eh? ah-kee-lee-a? ah-keel-ya? She'll be 10 before she'll actually manage to spell her name correctly (plus teachers, peers. Most common phrase used: 'No, actually it's pronounced...'
Ava Grace - lovely
McKinley Elizabeth - yucky trendy Mc- name, poor girl, and she'll end up as Kinley. And Elizabeth, as much as I love it, the ultimate feminiser.
Ainsley Elizabeth - Ainsley I see as a boys' name (only seen it on boys), ditto Elizabeth above.
Kalen Frances - Why is something as lovely as Frances next to nasty Kalen
Alaila Rain - Alia? Quite a tongue twister.
Maelyn Joelle - Maelyn - too trendy sounds stuck together.
Khaila Marjorie - same comment as for Kalen Frances, Marjorie is lovely, shouldn't be paired with Khaila.
Malae Nake - no redeaming features
Ava Elizabeth & Lora Elise - nice names but Lora Elise runs together
Daytona Jean - Isn't this a beach or something? My first though was 'daytonator', this kid won't have to look far for a superhero name.
Paisley Beth - trendy Paisley
Amari Brionne - don't like
LaChelle Michlia - *shudder* Though mix the names together and you do get a decent enough name - Michelle Laila or Laila Michelle.

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All those are pretty bad (you can't go two steps nowadays without falling over an Ava Grace) but three stick out as especially funny:Daytona Jean: I should write a low-down country western song about Daytona Jean, who hangs around the race tracks trying to pick up the drivers but only manages to get with the pit crews.Scarlette Lux: for some reason this makes me think of a red fur coat.Parrish Weston: "Perish, Weston! Die, suckah!"
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OMG I can't even pronounce half of these!
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