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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think:
Say:2. Here is my son, Dick
Think:
Say:3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think:
Say:4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think:
Say:5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think:
Say:6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think:
Say:7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think:
Say:8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think:
Say:9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think:
Say:10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think:
Say:

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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: Old-fashioned. That's all I have to say
Say: Oh...cool!2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: Love the name, but the kid's get bullied real bad...you do realize that, right?
Say: Hi, Dick!3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: Oh...my god.
Say: Um-4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: Pretentious to the MAX. I hope they have nicknames.
Say: Oh, wow! You seem to be a big fan of ancient Latin names!5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: Interesting...this is the 21st century, however...
Say: Oh, how pretty!6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: No. Just no.
Say: *clears throat* Hello, twins...who's who again?7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: Oh, the poor kid. I admire the parent's naming technique, though
Say: Ooh, cool! Do you like the Muppets?8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: Oh, this reminds me so much of when I was 9...
Say: Very interesting name theme! I like it!9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: Very nice
Say: Nice to meet you Karen!10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: No, no, no, no, no, and again, NO
Say: Um...say what?

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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: Older names, yet somewhat descent
Say: How adorable
2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: Hope its just a nickname
Say: Lovely
3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: lot of colors, very cute
Say: so cute!
4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: Wonder what made them choose this
Say: Elegent names
5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: Ugh, I dont understand why people would name their daughter this
Say: Hello!
6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: Welp... Not much to say about this... Might as well give them the same name at this point
Say: Beautiful names
7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: Kermit... Really?
Say: Hello Kermit
8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: Wish they were a cat and a mouse
Say: Sweet children
9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: She's getting bullied for this one
Say: Hi Karen
10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: Just one letter difference... One letter
Say: Sweet
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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: oooh, retro!
Say: hello, girls.
2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: a lot of foolish people are going to make his life harder than it has to be.
Say: hello.
3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: good grief
Say: very colorful
4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: interesteng
Say: ambitious names
5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: well, that sucks
Say: hello, miss soandso
6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: beat that theme to death.
Say: hello, kids.
7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: so, like theodore roosevelt's son?
Say: so, like theodore roosevelt's son?
8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: and their cousins are micky and donald?
Say: hello thomas, hello jer.
9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: nothing wrong with the name
Say: hi karen, I knew someone with your name.
10. Here are my daughters daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: The names are fine, but nor for siblings.
Say: Hi, girls!
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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: I think someone's been watching too many old movies.
Say: Hi, girls!2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: Really? What's wrong with Richard? Or even Rick if you wanted a nickname?
Say: Uhmm, hi.3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: She's an artist, isn't she?
Say: Oh, I love your names!4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: You know we aren't in Ancient Rome any more, right?
Say: Wow, those names are so cool? Do you have any nicknames?5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: Well, there's nothing wrong with this one.
Say: Hi, Nevaeh!6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: Will the next one be named Kaitlin or are we over with this poor imitation of the Kardashians?
Say: Hello!7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: That's such a weird name.
Say: Uhh, hi Kermit.8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: Someone wanted to feel like a kid again, I guess.
Say: Hi guys.9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: It's not a bad name but everyone will make fun of her. Poor girl!
Say: Hi Karen!10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: The names are fine, but nor for siblings.
Say: Hi, girls!
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1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: They have some old lady names but it's okay.
Say: Hi sweethearts!2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: Ew, didn't she knew that it's not a good word?
Say: Uhh, hello.3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: She loves colors, isn't she?
Say: Hi Cyan, Violet, and Magenta!4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: Wow, what a very long Latin name
Say: Hi! What are their nicknames?5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: It's a good name.
Say: Hi Nevaeh!6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: Their names are too similar, but okay.
Say: Hi.7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: What a weird name.
Say: Hello Kermit.8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: lol reminds me of my childhood.
Say: Hi Tom and Jerry! What a fun naming theme.9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: It's a fine name but poor her might be bullied because of her name.
Say: Hi Karen!10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: Too matchy.
Say: Hello 👋🏻
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