[Opinions] Re: Random BA's [long]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Abcidy: Not funny. But it's nice to know some parents actually do know their ABC's.
Amazin La Ree: The latest star of the Ladies' Professional Rasslin' Association.
Beautiful Josephine Michael: Soon to be Plain as a Mud Fence Jo.
Billie Jean: She says I am the one!
Brook Allen: They just couldn't bring themselves to add that one little e that would make it an actual girls' name.
Dai: Does it sound like die?
Dreamer Adele: Who turns out to have no imagination whatsoever.
Eternity: A cemetery? An adult diaper? A sleep aid?
Gardenia: My least favorite flower scent.
Harriette Antoinette: Does she have a bassinette? In the kitchenette? With her layette?
Heavenlee Ellen: I am anxious to see a Heavenlee Helen.
Jemisty: What the hell's that?
Jessica Tiffany White Dove: I will assume she is an actual Indian baby. Jessica Tiffany is beautiful.
Joey Madison: Sounds like a friend of Dennis the Menace.
John'Mae: Never crossed their minds they'd have a girl.
Meadow Rose: By Mennen!
Skyasia Carol-Ann: Sounds like a flight attendant out of Hong Kong.
Wednesday: Ooooh, I'm so goth!
Willow Elaura: George Lucas has so much to answer for.
Willow Star: China pattern?
Angel Gabriel: Hope he never wants to learn to play the trumpet.
Axl Zion: Axl Rose is so over. He's this weird SOB living in seclusion and completely controlled by his astrologer.
Bainbridge: Ouch, I've been stung by the biggest WASP!
Ber'Cardi: Parents probably think Bthe drink is really spelled this way.
Bonner: AKA the Boner.
Dakota Littlefeather: He gets a pass, but barely.
De'Roll: Don't forget De'Butter and De'Knife.
Doc Daniel: Doc Daniel, the cocker spaniel! Doc sounds like a streeth nickname.
Dodge: gtet the hell outta Dodge.
Draven Raine; Drivin' rain.
Granderson Graham: Sounds like he was named for his grandparents.
Hunter Fay: What's with that Fay?
Mid-Knight: This wins the prize for stupidest name of the week.
Phelps Burgess: No. Just no.
Salem Poe: I guess he can marry little Wednesday and they can have a slew of mopey-faced, self-mutilating, black-nailed children.
Zion Clover Steven: Clover is a name for a girl cow.
Chess: Guess it's better than Parcheesi or Scrabble.
Tri Troy: No, you try it.
Heaven and Nevaeh, and Karma and Nirvana: This bunch is not going to get along too well at Vacation Bible School.
Amazin La Ree: The latest star of the Ladies' Professional Rasslin' Association.
Beautiful Josephine Michael: Soon to be Plain as a Mud Fence Jo.
Billie Jean: She says I am the one!
Brook Allen: They just couldn't bring themselves to add that one little e that would make it an actual girls' name.
Dai: Does it sound like die?
Dreamer Adele: Who turns out to have no imagination whatsoever.
Eternity: A cemetery? An adult diaper? A sleep aid?
Gardenia: My least favorite flower scent.
Harriette Antoinette: Does she have a bassinette? In the kitchenette? With her layette?
Heavenlee Ellen: I am anxious to see a Heavenlee Helen.
Jemisty: What the hell's that?
Jessica Tiffany White Dove: I will assume she is an actual Indian baby. Jessica Tiffany is beautiful.
Joey Madison: Sounds like a friend of Dennis the Menace.
John'Mae: Never crossed their minds they'd have a girl.
Meadow Rose: By Mennen!
Skyasia Carol-Ann: Sounds like a flight attendant out of Hong Kong.
Wednesday: Ooooh, I'm so goth!
Willow Elaura: George Lucas has so much to answer for.
Willow Star: China pattern?
Angel Gabriel: Hope he never wants to learn to play the trumpet.
Axl Zion: Axl Rose is so over. He's this weird SOB living in seclusion and completely controlled by his astrologer.
Bainbridge: Ouch, I've been stung by the biggest WASP!
Ber'Cardi: Parents probably think Bthe drink is really spelled this way.
Bonner: AKA the Boner.
Dakota Littlefeather: He gets a pass, but barely.
De'Roll: Don't forget De'Butter and De'Knife.
Doc Daniel: Doc Daniel, the cocker spaniel! Doc sounds like a streeth nickname.
Dodge: gtet the hell outta Dodge.
Draven Raine; Drivin' rain.
Granderson Graham: Sounds like he was named for his grandparents.
Hunter Fay: What's with that Fay?
Mid-Knight: This wins the prize for stupidest name of the week.
Phelps Burgess: No. Just no.
Salem Poe: I guess he can marry little Wednesday and they can have a slew of mopey-faced, self-mutilating, black-nailed children.
Zion Clover Steven: Clover is a name for a girl cow.
Chess: Guess it's better than Parcheesi or Scrabble.
Tri Troy: No, you try it.
Heaven and Nevaeh, and Karma and Nirvana: This bunch is not going to get along too well at Vacation Bible School.