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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's [long]
Abcidy: Not funny. But it's nice to know some parents actually do know their ABC's.Amazin La Ree: The latest star of the Ladies' Professional Rasslin' Association.Beautiful Josephine Michael: Soon to be Plain as a Mud Fence Jo.Billie Jean: She says I am the one!Brook Allen: They just couldn't bring themselves to add that one little e that would make it an actual girls' name.Dai: Does it sound like die?Dreamer Adele: Who turns out to have no imagination whatsoever.Eternity: A cemetery? An adult diaper? A sleep aid?Gardenia: My least favorite flower scent.Harriette Antoinette: Does she have a bassinette? In the kitchenette? With her layette?Heavenlee Ellen: I am anxious to see a Heavenlee Helen.Jemisty: What the hell's that?Jessica Tiffany White Dove: I will assume she is an actual Indian baby. Jessica Tiffany is beautiful.Joey Madison: Sounds like a friend of Dennis the Menace.John'Mae: Never crossed their minds they'd have a girl.Meadow Rose: By Mennen!Skyasia Carol-Ann: Sounds like a flight attendant out of Hong Kong.Wednesday: Ooooh, I'm so goth!Willow Elaura: George Lucas has so much to answer for.Willow Star: China pattern?Angel Gabriel: Hope he never wants to learn to play the trumpet.Axl Zion: Axl Rose is so over. He's this weird SOB living in seclusion and completely controlled by his astrologer.Bainbridge: Ouch, I've been stung by the biggest WASP!Ber'Cardi: Parents probably think Bthe drink is really spelled this way.Bonner: AKA the Boner.Dakota Littlefeather: He gets a pass, but barely.De'Roll: Don't forget De'Butter and De'Knife.Doc Daniel: Doc Daniel, the cocker spaniel! Doc sounds like a streeth nickname.Dodge: gtet the hell outta Dodge.Draven Raine; Drivin' rain.Granderson Graham: Sounds like he was named for his grandparents.Hunter Fay: What's with that Fay?Mid-Knight: This wins the prize for stupidest name of the week.Phelps Burgess: No. Just no.Salem Poe: I guess he can marry little Wednesday and they can have a slew of mopey-faced, self-mutilating, black-nailed children.Zion Clover Steven: Clover is a name for a girl cow.Chess: Guess it's better than Parcheesi or Scrabble.Tri Troy: No, you try it.Heaven and Nevaeh, and Karma and Nirvana: This bunch is not going to get along too well at Vacation Bible School.
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