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in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
I officially loathe Albertans! After 27 years of barely thinking of hte the place at all, and now suddenly this listof monstrosities masquerading as girls' names... Well, you know.
Addler: She's addled.
Ahtym: Comes in second to O'Tuum, but a very close second.
Akita: And her brother Rottweiler and sister Poodle.
Angher: Oh, that's sweet.
Archie: I hear Edith Bunker squawking "Oooh, Ah-chee!"
Baby: even any self-respecting stripper would laugh herself sick at this.
Barbie: Who grows up fat, greasy-haired, pimply and with no taste in clothes.
Barrette: And her sister Scrunchie.
Bowie: Sure.
Brighten: Guaranteed to whiten teeth and remove tar and nicotine stains in six weeks.
Bring: At least they didn't use Brang or Brung.
Chasity: The only think trashier than using Chastity as a name is spelling it wrong.
Chyme: Do you know what this is? It's chewed-up and partly digested food. How about Vomit?
Cowther: And of course the other kids won't make something of that! Cow Turd, anybody?
Honey: The skanky men will like this because it will save them the trouble of learning an actual name.
Kidden: No kidden.
Lexington: Oh not another WASP sting.
Loveday and Loveleen: Yecchh..
Mann: The Mann Act makes it illegal to transport women across state lines for immoral purposes. I don't know what immoral purpose these people had in mind when they named a daughter Mann.
Maori: Miss Teen South Carolina, can you find New Zealand on this map?
Mapy: Excuse me, I meant on this mapy?
Mephew: "Hi, this is my niece, Mephew!"
Monsoon: As if it isn't bad enough to name kids Storm. What's next: Hurricane? Cyclone? Flash Flood?
Ocean-Joy: I find it interesting that Alberta, last I checked, is a landlocked province.
Osiris: He was a MALE god, dammit!
Peaches: Another hooker name.
Peta: With luck she will grow up to wear mink coats in rainbow colors, eat Steak Tartare and go fox hunting.
Phancie: No matter how nice she is to the gentlemen, they will not be nice to her.
Pope: 1. Bet she isn't even Catholic. 2. No such animal as a female pope, hasn't been for centuries. 3. poop.
Prissy: "Miz Scarlett, I dunno nuthin bout birthin no babies!" And Prissy means stuck-up or persnickety.
Reel: And her brother Rod.
Ronnie: "Listen honey, just like Ronnie says... be my little baby!" *gag*
Ryatt: This is NOT a shortening of Hyatt-Regency.
Sable and Safari: they'll get in trouble with Peta.
Shavez: Remove unsightly body hair.
Spirt: Too much information! We don't want to know just how she was conceived!
Starlette: Trashy.
Starlight: He took a blue ribbon at the horse show.
Sundance: The Sundance Kid was an outlaw, and he got that nickname because he spent time in the Sundance Wyoming Jail!
Tequila: More trashy.
Trail-Dancer: She had BETTER ben an actual Indian who is immersed in her culture, and not just a wannabe.
Trillion: I like Bazillion better.
Truce: So the fighting stops, but for how long?
Tuba: *snickers* God help her if she's big and fat.
Wako: That's just whacko.
Addler: She's addled.
Ahtym: Comes in second to O'Tuum, but a very close second.
Akita: And her brother Rottweiler and sister Poodle.
Angher: Oh, that's sweet.
Archie: I hear Edith Bunker squawking "Oooh, Ah-chee!"
Baby: even any self-respecting stripper would laugh herself sick at this.
Barbie: Who grows up fat, greasy-haired, pimply and with no taste in clothes.
Barrette: And her sister Scrunchie.
Bowie: Sure.
Brighten: Guaranteed to whiten teeth and remove tar and nicotine stains in six weeks.
Bring: At least they didn't use Brang or Brung.
Chasity: The only think trashier than using Chastity as a name is spelling it wrong.
Chyme: Do you know what this is? It's chewed-up and partly digested food. How about Vomit?
Cowther: And of course the other kids won't make something of that! Cow Turd, anybody?
Honey: The skanky men will like this because it will save them the trouble of learning an actual name.
Kidden: No kidden.
Lexington: Oh not another WASP sting.
Loveday and Loveleen: Yecchh..
Mann: The Mann Act makes it illegal to transport women across state lines for immoral purposes. I don't know what immoral purpose these people had in mind when they named a daughter Mann.
Maori: Miss Teen South Carolina, can you find New Zealand on this map?
Mapy: Excuse me, I meant on this mapy?
Mephew: "Hi, this is my niece, Mephew!"
Monsoon: As if it isn't bad enough to name kids Storm. What's next: Hurricane? Cyclone? Flash Flood?
Ocean-Joy: I find it interesting that Alberta, last I checked, is a landlocked province.
Osiris: He was a MALE god, dammit!
Peaches: Another hooker name.
Peta: With luck she will grow up to wear mink coats in rainbow colors, eat Steak Tartare and go fox hunting.
Phancie: No matter how nice she is to the gentlemen, they will not be nice to her.
Pope: 1. Bet she isn't even Catholic. 2. No such animal as a female pope, hasn't been for centuries. 3. poop.
Prissy: "Miz Scarlett, I dunno nuthin bout birthin no babies!" And Prissy means stuck-up or persnickety.
Reel: And her brother Rod.
Ronnie: "Listen honey, just like Ronnie says... be my little baby!" *gag*
Ryatt: This is NOT a shortening of Hyatt-Regency.
Sable and Safari: they'll get in trouble with Peta.
Shavez: Remove unsightly body hair.
Spirt: Too much information! We don't want to know just how she was conceived!
Starlette: Trashy.
Starlight: He took a blue ribbon at the horse show.
Sundance: The Sundance Kid was an outlaw, and he got that nickname because he spent time in the Sundance Wyoming Jail!
Tequila: More trashy.
Trail-Dancer: She had BETTER ben an actual Indian who is immersed in her culture, and not just a wannabe.
Trillion: I like Bazillion better.
Truce: So the fighting stops, but for how long?
Tuba: *snickers* God help her if she's big and fat.
Wako: That's just whacko.
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