Victor Swainland and
Blaise Norman! or at least you've hit the connotation nail right on the head...twice.
Victor Swainland can't be my son anymore...he's a Southern hunk with a tragic streak. Unless I marry a Southern alcoholic with a dark secret I fear my
Victor Swainland won't live up to his name.
And
Blaise Norman is a mad impressionist painting forever recreating the same scene of a quaint French village on fire. Ack.
And let's make
Consuelo a top 1000 name. I so wouldn't mind.