This is my son, Harlequin.
You say: Hi!
You think: Um What?
This is my son, Mercutio.
You say: Hi!
You think: Like the Shakespeare character?
This is my son,
Hermes.
You say: Hi!
You think: What a stupid name
This is my son, Brighella.
You say: Hi
You think: I hate it
This is my daughter,
Columbine.
You say: Hi
You think: It actually sounds pretty too bad the shooting ruined it
This is my daughter,
Cinderella.
You say: Hi
You think: This is one of the most ridiculous names I have ever heard
This is my daughter, Latona.
You say: Hi
You think: Eww
This is my daughter, Arleith.
You say: Hi
You think: What?