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“This is my daughter, Esther Clementine.”
You say: hello Esther.
You think: oh my darlin'

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“This is my son, William Robert.”
You say: nice name
You think: will i am.

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“This is my son, Victor Rex.”
You say: nice to meet young Victor.
You think: they should have named him Tyrannasauras

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“This is my daughter, Sarah Jessica.”
You say: at long last i get to meet your Sarah.
You think: Sarah Jessica Parker

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“This is my son, Ryan Oscar.”
You say: i had a teacher that wanted to name his kid oscar.
You think: i also knew a ryan that grew up to be a serial killer.

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“This is my daughter, Willoughby-Kate. We pronounce it WILL-ah-bee.”
You say: how, uh, creative
You think: hey, that is a good name for an old person.

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“This is my daughter, Emily Grace.”
You say: hello
You think:i like that name

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“This is my son, Raphael Benjamin.”
You say: hey cutie
You think:can he paint?

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“This is my son, Ethan August.”
You say: when was he born, august?
You think: how gay

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“This is my daughter, Alyx Matisse.”
You say: sounds very artistic
You think: what a snobby name