Meet my daughter,
Delta Pansy.
You say: Hi there
Delta.
You think:
Hope she doesn't become a stewardess
Meet my daughter, Poet Blue "Poe".
You say: Hello Poe, unusual name.
You think: A bit too creative for my tastes, but not bad.
Meet my daughter, Zealand
Clover "Zea".
You say: Hello Zealand.
You think: Nice country, odd name.
Meet my daughter,
Gage Papillon.
You say: Hi there
Gage.
You think: Is she named after the dog breed or a butterfly?
Meet my daughter,
Nehemiah Sabella.
You say: Hello
Nehemiah. Cool name.
You think: Would love to watch her teachers prnounce it though.
Meet my daughter,
Oliver Haven "
Olive".
You say: Hi there
Olive.
You think:
Hope her brother isn't named Dodger.
Meet my daughter, Viper Posey.
You say: Hi there Viper.
You think: Parents are just asking for a malicious child.
Meet my daughter, Jagger Tulip "Jag".
You say: Hi there Jag.
You think: Too much into the Rolling Stones?
Meet my daughter, Barn
Opal.
You say: Hello Barn.
You think: Barn? BARN? I hope that kid changes her name. Soon.
Meet my daughter, Mannequin
Reed "
Quinn".
You say: Hello
Quinn.
You think: Dummy jokes will follow her everywhere.
Meet my daughter, Bengal
Victoria "
Benji".
You say: Hi there
Benji.
You think: Sounds too much like Bangle, and
Benji is a dog's name.
Meet my daughter, Yosemite
Harriet.
You say: Hi Yosemite.
You think: I hope your parents have a very good reason for naming you this.
Meet my daughter, Zaire
Dorothea.
You say: Hello Zaire.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter, Pilot
Sarah.
You say: Hello Pilot.
You think:
Hope she goes by her middle name.
Meet my daughter, Seven
Leilani.
You say: Hello Seven.
You think: have a sister named Eight?
Meet my daughter, Seal
Willow "Sea".
You say: Hi there Sea.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my daughter,
Rosemary Wyoming "
Rose".
You say: Hello
Rose.
You think: Hate the middle name.
Rose is ok.
Meet my daughter,
Ryder Orchidea.
You say: Hello
Ryder.
You think: Huh?
Meet my daughter, Reef Sopheary.
You say: Hello Reef.
You think:
Odd middle name, Never heard of it.
Meet my daughter, Summit
Teal.
You say: Hello Summit.
You think: I hope you go by your middle name.
Meet my son, Tennessee
Joel.
You say: Hello Tennessee.
You think: His English teacher's going to expect her to know all Tennessee
William's plays by heart, poor dear.
Meet my son,
Wolf Isaac.
You say: Hello
WolfYou think: Nice, could use a better middle name.
Meet my son, Coast
Washington.
You say: Hello Coast.
You think: Poor kid,
Will hear so many jokes.
Meet my son,
Sawyer Sherwood.
You say: Hi there
Sawyer.
You think: Not bad, heard worse.
Meet my son, Lasher
Raphael.
You say: Hi there Lasher.
You think: Creepy name.
Meet my son, Cerulean
Oliver.
You say: Hi there Cerulean.
You think: Why not just call him Blue?
Meet my son,
Gage Clydesdale.
You say: Hi there
Gage.
You think: Plan on him working for Budweiser?
Meet my son, Halo Vancouver.
You say: Hello Halo.
You think: Oh, dear.
Meet my son, Stag
Zenon.
You say: Hi there Stag.
You think: Just plan on him being a party animal.
Meet my son,
Paige Talamascan.
You say: Hello
Paige.
You think: Change your name, kiddo.
Meet my son,
Delta Birch.
You say: Hi there
Delta.
You think: Why? That poor kid.