Meet my Daughter
Elowen.
You say: Interesting name.
You Think: your trying too hard, she's just gonna be
Ellie like every third girl in her class.
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This is my son Archer.
You say/think: I really like the name Archer, do you find it's getting very popular?
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...and the these are our twins
Thomas and
Thea.
You say: are they family names?
You Think: I hate when twins have the same initials.
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These are my daughters,
Freya,
Siri,
Eira and
Brynja.
You say: Interesting names.
You think: I really like
Freya.
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I'd like you to meet my sons,
Magnus and
Cornelius, we call them
Gus and Nelius.
You say: Hi
You Think:
Cornelius!
Cornelius! Who the F**k names their kid
Cornelius! and then you make it worse by calling him Nelius!
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This is my son
Jory.
You say/think: Is that short for
Jordan?
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These are my sons,
Alastar,
Ronan,
Liam and
Finley.
You say/think: Cool names, Let me guess you're Irish
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These are my sons,
Hollis and
Quinn and my daughters,
Darcy and
Shelby.
You say: Nice to meet you
You think: ugh..
Darcy and
Shelby. There should be laws!
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These are my children,
Albert,
Helena,
Eleanor and
Hester, we usually call the
Alby, Hela,
Lenore and
Esti.
You say: What lovely names.
You think: why the hell would you call them such awful nicknames.
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These are my boys,
London,
Dallas and
Dakota and my baby girl
India.
You say: Hi
You think: if you can find any of these places on an unmarked map I give you a 5 bucks.