Cooper ... and if he becomes a policeman when he grows up, he'd be
Cooper the copper. I don't enjoy occupation names in general, but perhaps there are so few coopers in today's world that it might pass unnoticed. But I'd have preferred
James Cooper.
Reuben Thomas is pleasantly retro: I don't like the thought of
Reuben shortening to Roob or
Ruby, or turning into Rhubarb; once again I'd have preferred these names in the reverse order.
Thomas Reuben is really distinguished.