Elf Name:
Flakey Twinkle Wink
Monster Name:
Psychotic Murderer (I feast on beer, I lurk around in the backseat of cars, and I especially like to torment blondes)
Vampire Name:
Queen of the Underworld
Italian Name:
Marta Mancini
German Name:
Silke Corinna
Irish Name:
Zoe Flynn
Japanese Name:
Kei Nanba
Russian Name:
Galina Kiska Morozov
French Name:
Cécile St. Croix
Hawaiian Name:
Kaili Hokulani
Sexy Brazilian Name:
Aliuscha Barros
Old-Fashioned Name:
Agnes Northwood
1920s Name:
Alfreda Roxie
1950s Name:
Loretta Vivian
Pimp Name:
Her Majesty Glider
Celebrity Baby Name:
Chanel Sonnet
Wrestler Name:
Mistress Cherry Pie
Hillbilly Name:
Bobbie Jean Birmingham
Boobie Name:
Abercrombie & Fitch
Penis Name:
Dirk Diggler