"This is our daughter,
Magnolia Jean. We call her
Nola."
You Say: Hi
MagnoliaYou Think: Pretty name, ugly nickname.
"This is our son,
Ignatius Ray. He goes by Iggy."
You Say: Hello
IgnatiusYou Think: Iggy Pop, drugged out rocker... really not liking it
"This is our daughter,
Juniper Agnes."
You Say: Hey
JuniperYou Think:
Juniper is very pretty,
Agnes is ugly but it works.
"This is our son,
Horatio Kolbe."
You Say: Hello
HoratioYou Think:
Horatio Hornblower. nifty. I read the Saint thing too, though without explaination I'd be unsure of pronunciation.
"These are our triplets,
Joachim Edgar,
Amias Quincy, and
Agnes Roberta."
You Say:
You Think: