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This is my son, Ebenezer James. We call him Eben.
You say: Oh...Hi Eben!
You think: Ebenezer is NOT a good name. James is, though!

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This is my daughter, Sapphira Madeleine. We call her Sira.
You say: That's a beautiful name!
You think: Madeleine is. Sapphira is okay, but Sira is ugly.

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This is my son, Isaiah Vaughan.
You say: Hello, Isaiah!
You think: EW

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This is my daughter, Lydian Emily.
You say: Lydian is...nice.
You think: NOT. Why couldn't it be Lydia? I like Emily, though.

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This is my son, Ira Malcolm.
You say: Hey, Ira!
You think: YUCK

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This is his twin sister, Ivah Marie.
You say: Oh, I love the name Marie.
You think: Too bad it's a filler and I hate Ivah. Ivah and Ira-WAAAHHH!!!