Well, that's my first thought.
My second thought is Fork (in Dutch actually (Vork) but now I realise it also rhymes in English). I think the last part is because we have a joke that goes like this:
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York, york, york, you're supposed to eat soup with a.....
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Spoon (but it makes you tempted to say Fork).
So, I don't really like it as a FN....