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BOYS
Riggs Allan -makes me think of rigs election
Jade Rueben -hate Jade on a boy
Mace Alan -isn't that a kind of pepper spray
Empire Dang -and his brother Kingdom Darn
NOVEL -I don't think his parents read many of these
SAW -an endless series of gory movies
EXXON -isn't that a gas company?
WONDERFUL -anything but
WINDWALKER -I don't get it
WORTH -I will laugh if his last name is Less
NO'TORIOUS -you just ruined your kids life
BOWLING -I mean I like that as much as the next guy but
Riggs Isaac -another one?!
Flowers -like this kid won't be made fun of
NO'MORE -I don't even want to know
Sheldyn Reed -if they spelt it Sheldon, it wouldn't be half bad
Harper Gene -nice

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GIRLS
Galerie -like Gallery?
NOVEL -again!?
Plum -if you can name your kid Apple...
Edith Poppy Pidgeon & Harriet Rose Fisher -those would be so pretty if it wasn't for those second middle names
Ziggy Aloha -good god
WOURY -as in Worry?
NOBLE -that's kind of a GP on a boy
PROSPER -really bad on a girl
PROGRESS-JEHOSHEBA -I don't get it
WONDERFUL -yeah right
Austynn Florence Angeline -drop the first name and it would be nice

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BOYS
Storme Johnathan -GP
Harper Milo -I love it

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GIRLS
Bryan Lea -*screams*
Ingrid Lucky -no she's not
Clover Hannah -cow
Jaydin Blake -are you sure she's a girl
Robin Deborah -born in 1960
Phoenix -GP
Cricket Bella -my aunt's dog
Logan Emily -two of my cousins

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