This is my daughter, Galadriel.
You Say: That's nice, does she have a nickname?
You Think:
By the power vested in me, I dub you Sir Galadriel of the round table of Arthur our King.
This is my daughter, Saffron.
You Say: How nice.
You Think:
Is she going to grow up to be spicy and somewhat bitter?
This is my daughter, Bravery.
You Say: That's a cool name you've got Bravery.
You Think:
I should set up a play date for you with Sir Galadriel.
This is my daughter, Cayenne.
You Say: How do you spell that?
You Think:
How do you change it to something else?
This is my daughter, Free.
You Say: Lovely.
You Think:
Does she have siblings Buy, One, and Get-One?
This is my daughter, Easter.
You Say: Are you going to use East as a nickname?
You Think:
If her middle name's Bunny you deserve every single dirty look you'll get.
This is my daughter, Morocco.
You Say: That's exotic. Coco for short?
You Think:
That's exotic. Coco for short?
This is my daughter, Tiger.
You Say: She's gorgeous.
You Think:
Are you going to set her free when she's fully grown?
This is my daughter, Paris.
You Say: I've heard that before! How nice.
You Think:
In an old house in Paris all covered in vines, lived 12 little girls in two straight lines.
This is my daughter, Piper.
You Say: That's becoming more common, it's a nice name.
You Think:
I've got nothing.
This is my daughter, Butterfly.
You Say: Oh!
You Think:
Um, Butt for short?
This is my daughter, Pixie.
You Say: That's cute.
You Think:
And if she becomes a special agent in the F.B.I I'm sure her name will strike... laughter into the hearts of the nation's enemies.
This is my daughter, Tomorrow.
You Say: That's so interesting!
You Think:
Is she someone else's daughter for today?
This is my daughter, Serendipity.
You Say: Sarah for short?
You Think:
What are the chances of that?
This is my daughter, Peony.
You Say: I've never met someone with that name; hello Peony.
You Think:
Now the question is will she be called just "Pee" or "Pee on me" through school?
This is my daughter, Amethyst.
You Say: Hi there Amethyst!
You Think:
Are you going to start your own religion?This message was edited 7/6/2009, 8:11 PM