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Yawn. These kinds of names are hardly any less boring and same-old than if they had been from the top ten. Except, they're somehow much humbler. Just because the only Rivers I've ever known of is Joan Rivers, doesn't make the name Rivers novel, unique, cool, interesting, or appealing in any way at all. They're just typical names of the trendy style of neutered-surnamey, wordy-but-not names, that make you take 2 seconds to learn to use them as a name, only so you can forget them even faster than you'd have forgotten Emma or Noah.

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- mirfak