This is my daughter,
Gemma Silvia.
You say: Those names are so pretty!
You think: Too bad they don't flow.
This is my son,
Loki Julian.
You say: That's cool.
You think: Have you even read
Loki myths, dumbass? Not cool.
This is my daughter,
Gemma Evelyn.
You say: That's so sweet!
You think: see above
This is my son, Fredrico
Pedro III.
You say: I love when people use family names
You think: Don't like them together, but it's not your fault.
This is my daughter,
Bertha.
You say: There's a name you don't hear every day!
You think: ... thank GOD.
These are my twins,
Jack and
Jill.
You say: Like the poem?
You think: Way to condemn your kids to a lifetime of mockery, jerk.
This is my daughter,
Kayla.
You say: That's pretty.
You think: And so, so overused.