As a character says in the upcoming play I'll be in says:
"My boyfriend
Eddie says that all women have penis envy. I do not have penis envy. I can have a penis whenever I want to. And when I'm done with it, I'm done. Bye-bye. And I can have another penis. A different penis. With a man, he can only have one, the same old, same old penis. So, what's to envy? I don't get it."
Andrea