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Help[Opinions] Re: Craziest celebrity baby names?
in reply to a message by Caprice
Some of these make me laugh, some of these make me want to cry, one of these makes me really mad.
Damon Albarn (Blur): Missy It's not that bad. It could be worse.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): Jacob Danger I actually like the combo. I'm not a huge Jacob fan, but I really like Danger. It sounds good together.
Sebastian Bach (Skid Row): London Sidhartha Love it. But is it a girl or a boy...?
Erykah Badu: Seven and Puma I like Seven. I also like Six. But Puma is nms.
Big Boi (musician): Bamboo and Cross (yes, he should be…) Terrible! Oh, god, I'd be so mad if I were his kids.
Bono: Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q take off the Patricius Guggi Q part and it would fine. "Guggi"...what is this world coming to?
Toni Braxton: Denim Kole och Diezel Ky Could be worse, I guess. Ky is alright.
Katie Brown (designer): Prentice Um. What?
Laetitia Casta (fashion model): Sahteene No. Just...no.
Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette: Coco Riley THIS IS THE ONE THAT MAKES ME MAD! WHY OH WHY! The poor kid...
Jonathan Davis (Korn): Pirate Howsmon This is the one that makes me laugh. Another poor kid.
Kimberly Elise (actress): AjaBlew Bless you.
Omar Epps och Keisha Spivey (actor/ singer): K’mari Mae K'mari isn't bad, but I don't like the combo.
The Edge (U2): Blue Angel Another poor kid. Blue is alright, but Blue Angel? Too far.
George Foreman (boxer): George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta, Freeda George, Michi, Natalie and Leola *Dies of laughter* What does he call his first five kids? "One" "Two" "Three" "Four" and "Five"?
James Hetfield (Metallica): Cali Tee Cute.
Michael Jackson: Prince Michael Jr., Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Joseph Jr. II Ok, Price Michael isn't bad. Kind of weird he's naming his son after himself, but hey, it's Michael Jackson. Michael, I think, is cute on a girl. But not if you name her after yourself. Paris I'm sure we're all sick of by now, and Prince Michael II? Get over yourself.
Penn Jillette: Moxie CrimeFighter I like Moxie. CrimeFighter makes me want to cry.
Curt Kirkwood (Meat Puppets): Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul I chose not to say anything. Anything at all.
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor Pilot is fine. Inspektor also makes me want to cry.
Lil’Mo (R&B): Heaven and God’iss Love Ok, I'm sorry, but I HATE! it when people take normal words, spell them wrong on purpose, then PUT AN APOSTROPE IN THEM! WHY, PEOPLE, WHY!??
Mel B: Phoenix Chi Like it.
Shannyn Sossamon: Audio Science Terrible.
Sylvester Stallone: Sage Moon Blood See above, plus one more terrible and three horribles.
Jayson Williams (former basket champion): Tryumph and Whizdom *cries*
Vanilla Ice: Dusty Rain Another bad combo. Rain by itself is nice. Dusty is nms. Together they make me sad inside.
Bob Geldof: Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie Poor kids. I'd go by Belle or Elle, Honey or Pix if I were any one of them.
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GIR: "I like making waffles! These have peanuts and soap in ‘em!"
ZIM: "GIR! Your waffles have sickened me. Fetch me the bucket!" B>
PPs in profile!
Damon Albarn (Blur): Missy It's not that bad. It could be worse.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day): Jacob Danger I actually like the combo. I'm not a huge Jacob fan, but I really like Danger. It sounds good together.
Sebastian Bach (Skid Row): London Sidhartha Love it. But is it a girl or a boy...?
Erykah Badu: Seven and Puma I like Seven. I also like Six. But Puma is nms.
Big Boi (musician): Bamboo and Cross (yes, he should be…) Terrible! Oh, god, I'd be so mad if I were his kids.
Bono: Elijah Miles Patricius Guggi Q take off the Patricius Guggi Q part and it would fine. "Guggi"...what is this world coming to?
Toni Braxton: Denim Kole och Diezel Ky Could be worse, I guess. Ky is alright.
Katie Brown (designer): Prentice Um. What?
Laetitia Casta (fashion model): Sahteene No. Just...no.
Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette: Coco Riley THIS IS THE ONE THAT MAKES ME MAD! WHY OH WHY! The poor kid...
Jonathan Davis (Korn): Pirate Howsmon This is the one that makes me laugh. Another poor kid.
Kimberly Elise (actress): AjaBlew Bless you.
Omar Epps och Keisha Spivey (actor/ singer): K’mari Mae K'mari isn't bad, but I don't like the combo.
The Edge (U2): Blue Angel Another poor kid. Blue is alright, but Blue Angel? Too far.
George Foreman (boxer): George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Georgetta, Freeda George, Michi, Natalie and Leola *Dies of laughter* What does he call his first five kids? "One" "Two" "Three" "Four" and "Five"?
James Hetfield (Metallica): Cali Tee Cute.
Michael Jackson: Prince Michael Jr., Paris Michael Katherine and Prince Michael Joseph Jr. II Ok, Price Michael isn't bad. Kind of weird he's naming his son after himself, but hey, it's Michael Jackson. Michael, I think, is cute on a girl. But not if you name her after yourself. Paris I'm sure we're all sick of by now, and Prince Michael II? Get over yourself.
Penn Jillette: Moxie CrimeFighter I like Moxie. CrimeFighter makes me want to cry.
Curt Kirkwood (Meat Puppets): Catherine Louisa Saint Elmo Amelia Violet Elizabeth Presley and Elmo Isaac Dylanger Dean Samuel Sinbad Soul I chose not to say anything. Anything at all.
Jason Lee: Pilot Inspektor Pilot is fine. Inspektor also makes me want to cry.
Lil’Mo (R&B): Heaven and God’iss Love Ok, I'm sorry, but I HATE! it when people take normal words, spell them wrong on purpose, then PUT AN APOSTROPE IN THEM! WHY, PEOPLE, WHY!??
Mel B: Phoenix Chi Like it.
Shannyn Sossamon: Audio Science Terrible.
Sylvester Stallone: Sage Moon Blood See above, plus one more terrible and three horribles.
Jayson Williams (former basket champion): Tryumph and Whizdom *cries*
Vanilla Ice: Dusty Rain Another bad combo. Rain by itself is nice. Dusty is nms. Together they make me sad inside.
Bob Geldof: Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Little Pixie Poor kids. I'd go by Belle or Elle, Honey or Pix if I were any one of them.
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GIR: "I like making waffles! These have peanuts and soap in ‘em!"
ZIM: "GIR! Your waffles have sickened me. Fetch me the bucket!" B>
PPs in profile!
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