I was at work today and a woman came through line with two
adorable little boys. They were twins and dressed alike, in cute little blue jeans, plaid shirts, and workboots. They were so cute that I
knew I shouldn't have asked about their names. I knew everything would be ruined. But, I asked anyway.
They were named Marcel and Marcil. Why?!
"I wish long hair was associated with something other than drug use, such as, 'An extreme longing for cake.'" Then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, 'That f***** eats cake! He is on bunt cake.'"
-Mitch Hedberg