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uurgh

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Apart from the already mentioned Kentukki (as if a random state name wasn't bad enough spelled correctly) and Hyphen (will his future siblings me named Comma and Full Stop? sorry I just had to say this) I'd like to point out:
Dakota Skye: reads like Dakota Sky, which looks like a title of a 1950s western film
Remington: why people think it's good to name babies after guns makes me weep
Rylyn: kr8tiv overdose
Xev: what on earth is that? I just hope it's legut in some language
Random Tryge= "random" kr8tiv middle name
Riccio means "urchin" or "hedgehog" in Italian
Vegas: who would want to name a child after a city known for its gamblers and strippers?
Skye and Heaven: horribly cutesy theme
Wey and Key: oy vey, that will definitiley encourage twin individuality...
Leaf-Alexander: what the heck's that's supposed to be. Good thing he has a really nce first name.
Sunshonee Love: if you want a cutesy hippie name, at least don't mispell it and match it with another cutesy wordy name

Kentukki

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This is how the state name is translated into Uzbek and Azerbaijani, lol.

Damn George Lucas!

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Kentukki just about made me hurl.

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Demon really made me hurl.

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Hyphen just made me laugh. I mean... what's so poetic or symbolic or even meaningful about a freakin' hyphen?!

Kentukki? *heart breaks*

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Acacia - love Acacia. I met one once.

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Covey Lynn - At first I saw Covet.

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Ella Sparrow - oooh, neat. I like Sparrow as a mn.

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Hailey Marie and Bailey Lee - gag.

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Indie - apparently it was a low-budget birth.

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Kentukki - as a person born and raised in Kentucky, I am deeply offended by this mangling of the name of our great commonwealth. Okay, maybe not so deeply offended, but people already think we're all illiterate hicks, so how does it look when a person is running around with a misspelled version of our name?

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Navi Raine - Navi reminds me of navel, as in bellybutton.

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Oceana - pretty, but reminds me of Oceania, the fictional country in Orwell's 1984.

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Ambrose - I am so excited to see an Ambrose!

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Demon Joseph - somebody call the exorcist.

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Hendrix Seth - Hendrix is a GP for me, and I loathe Seth.

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Indiana - well at least they spelled it right.

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Norman - I heart Norman.

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Random Tryge - "What's that?" "That, oh, it's just some random tryge." "WTF is a tryge?"

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Riccio Rainbow - haha wait till all the kids find out his mn is Rainbow

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Vegas - Sorry, ma'am, but we can't tell you the results of your son's MRI. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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Devell - he's not a devil, he's a dev-ELL, and he's way too snobby to hang out with Demon Joseph.

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Ocean and Hyphen - Ocean, okay. Hyphen...seriously? Of all the punctuation, they picked Hyphen? I would have gone with Parentheses. *eyeroll*

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Skye & Heaven - way too matchy. I hope Heaven never runs into Demon and Devell.

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Wey & Key - so is Wey pronounced Wee, as in small or slang for urine/urination, or Whey, as in curds and?

*chokes* Mara-Jade?

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And a sibling named Anakin. This is getting ridiculous. Hyphen? O.o

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After reading these, I'm trying to decide whether to kill myself or wait to see if naming trynds get better. *goes off to cry*

Grace
Billie
Dakota
Eden
Sparrow
Emerald
Hayden
Lyric
Winter
Sailor
Sky
Storm
Star
Addison
Ambrose
Anakin
Bailey
Blaze
Indiana
Jazz
Norman
Phoenix
Rainbow
Canaan
Ocean
Skye
Heaven
Leaf
Rain
Jade
Blake
Marie
Jean