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[Opinions] Re: Random BA's Boys [Very Long but very interesting]
Aztec Grey: Comes in matte, semi-gloss and high-gloss.Jethro: Who in America who has watched a single episode of "The Beverly Hillbillies" has a really, unreservedly positive view of Jethro?Lord: Sure. Tell me more.Mateo Rainwater: Poland Spring Water's newest competitor.Neveah: This name just sucks. One: misspelling. 2. Made-up. 3. Trendy) 4. contrived and finally: a girl's name.Rowdy: If I said it one time, I said a million: rowdiness is not a virtue.Stone Cole: Is his last name Steve-Austin?Calix Alexander: Calix Alex.Drako: Like Malfoy was anything other than a shallow, arrogant, stupid jerk.Tru Lei: Looks like a very contrived, stripperish girl's name.Lion Donovan: That lyin' Donovan.Chancellor Talon: Fights the good King Septimus for control of the Gilded City.Sunny: This is a girls' name, and a very lightweight one at that. Sonny is no better, it's a generic nn.Barney: Good grief. Never thought that name wold come back.Ephesians Ramesses Jhazear: As it says right in this bizarre combo, messes.Ace Parker: Ace Parker, Private Eye!Custer: We whupped his nasty, curly-headed ass at Little Bighorn.Benjy: That'll look great along about the third grade.Jock: 1. Dumb athlete. 2. jockstrap. 3. What's inside the jockstrap.Stopford Oliver Jorge: Is he a Stepford boy?Theodore Marie: You better be an actual, French-speaking French person if you dare give Marie to a boy. Otherwise, you better run.Bow: Is it bow as in "Take a bow" or bow as in hair bow?Rye: I like white myself.Cheyenne Dakota: Find some other culture to co-op for cutesy, girly-sounding baby names, you WASP!Jada: As if Jade on a boy wasn't bad enough.Blazin Lee: I like Blazin Saddles much better.Casper Huckleberry: He took home the blue ribbon in the Poodles and Pugs division.Riggin Lane: Just one little letter transforms his first name into a troublesome street.Slayer Wayne: "Serial slayer Wayne Davidson appeared in court today to face three charges of first-degree murder in the axe killings of a Baltimore couple and a police officer." Honestly, what kind of idiot names their kid Slayer?Xzibit Gahem'an: And exhibit of throat-clearing sounds. I know Xzibit is a rapper or something. That makes it doulby bad.Elliot Wannamaker: "Hey, Elliot, wanna make her?" "YEAHHHH!"Denver Israel: I'll let Miss Teen South Carolina answer that one.Treslynne Rocket Wayne: Treslynne: girly name, sounds like it belongs on a long-haired Barbie knockoff. Rocket: dog name. Wayne: outdated, but at least it's a name.Stoney Richard Dale: Cold, hard, immobile. Nice.Algernon: *howls* This really sounds like an allergy support group.Ocean Napoleon: very fancy pastry filled with seafood.Prosper Levi: I think Levis have already been prospering for quite some time now.Bear Eli: John is nice, Alfred is so much fun to be around, Darrell is my favorite card partner, but I just cannot bear Eli.Stylz Roy: Roy has no fashion sense.Kalani: Hawaiian girl sounding.Jack-Jack David: Did they let the dim-witted four-year-old brother name him? Or did they leave that to the talking parrot?
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