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that's it!

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I officially loathe Albertans! After 27 years of barely thinking of hte the place at all, and now suddenly this listof monstrosities masquerading as girls' names... Well, you know.

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Addler: She's addled.

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Ahtym: Comes in second to O'Tuum, but a very close second.

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Akita: And her brother Rottweiler and sister Poodle.

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Angher: Oh, that's sweet.

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Archie: I hear Edith Bunker squawking "Oooh, Ah-chee!"

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Baby: even any self-respecting stripper would laugh herself sick at this.

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Barbie: Who grows up fat, greasy-haired, pimply and with no taste in clothes.

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Barrette: And her sister Scrunchie.

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Bowie: Sure.

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Brighten: Guaranteed to whiten teeth and remove tar and nicotine stains in six weeks.

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Bring: At least they didn't use Brang or Brung.

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Chasity: The only think trashier than using Chastity as a name is spelling it wrong.

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Chyme: Do you know what this is? It's chewed-up and partly digested food. How about Vomit?

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Cowther: And of course the other kids won't make something of that! Cow Turd, anybody?

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Honey: The skanky men will like this because it will save them the trouble of learning an actual name.

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Kidden: No kidden.

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Lexington: Oh not another WASP sting.

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Loveday and Loveleen: Yecchh..

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Mann: The Mann Act makes it illegal to transport women across state lines for immoral purposes. I don't know what immoral purpose these people had in mind when they named a daughter Mann.

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Maori: Miss Teen South Carolina, can you find New Zealand on this map?

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Mapy: Excuse me, I meant on this mapy?

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Mephew: "Hi, this is my niece, Mephew!"

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Monsoon: As if it isn't bad enough to name kids Storm. What's next: Hurricane? Cyclone? Flash Flood?

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Ocean-Joy: I find it interesting that Alberta, last I checked, is a landlocked province.

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Osiris: He was a MALE god, dammit!

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Peaches: Another hooker name.

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Peta: With luck she will grow up to wear mink coats in rainbow colors, eat Steak Tartare and go fox hunting.

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Phancie: No matter how nice she is to the gentlemen, they will not be nice to her.

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i like:
Akira
Eden
Iris
Magnolia
Mercy
Noa

I like:
Aiko
Akira
Artemis --love this
Athena --love this
Charissa
Clementine --love this
Eowyn --GP
Eve --love this
Hazel
Iris --love this
Isis
Ivy --GP
Magnolia --GP
Memphis --This is a girls' name, but a lot of people don't seem to know that because I keep seeing it used for boys in the BAs.
Midori
Noa
Persephone --love this
Phaedra
Robin --GP
Sky --GP

ones marked * are GP

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Akira - boy
Amethyst
Athen
Avalon
Azure
Bethlehem - boy
Blake
Blayze - Blaze
Blythe - both
Breeze * girl
Briar
Bryce - both
Cairo - girl
Chase - girl
Chihiro *
Clementine *
Cree * girl
Creed * girl
Crimson * boy
Dallas * girl
December * girl
Dream * girl
Eden - both
Elliott - both
England * girl
Eowyn * girl
Ethel * girl
Eve
Ezra - both
Fawn * girl
Fayrouz * girl
Grae - Gray * girl
Harlow - boy
Haven - both
Hazel - boy
Heaven - girl
Hunter - * girl
Indyanna - Indiana, both
Ireland - both
Iris
Jazz - boy *
Joel - boy
Josiah - boy, GP on girl *
Journey - boy
Jude - both
Kai - girl
Koda * girl
Lakota - girl
Leevi - LEvi, both
Liberty - both
Logan - girl
London - both
Lotus *
Lyric - boy
Maddox * g
Meadow
Memphis * g
Micah -both
Midori - both
Morningstar - Morning Star
Mylo * g Milo

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