[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Billie Jo: Does she have a brother called Jim Bob?
Camdon Coco: makes the best hot cocolate around.
Connelley Bridget: Name lifted straight out of an Irish phone book, without even bothering to put the lady's name in the right order.
Kismet March: Whoa! Deep, man!
Paris Rose: Very cheap perfume?
Rayven Sneaux: Raven Snow looks all gothy and trying-to-be-poetic. Rayven Sneaux just look ignorant and pretentious.
Scarlett Sun: Terrorist group? All-girl metal band?
Tyne Dain: I thought for a minute it was Tyne Dailey. This has no flow.
Harlequin Venus: Harlequin Romances are very trashy, bodice-ripper-style romance novels. So paired with Venus, I picture her being ravaged by some tunic-wearing stud on the edge of a cliff at nidnight in driving rain.
Eboniquee: And how on earth do you say it?
Violet Dream: Better than a violent dream, but not by much.
Gussie Lee: Sounds like she's 95 years old and raises goats.
Piper Cheyenne: Because they realized, in the nick of time, that there is already an airplane named Piper Cherokee.
Moma Lyn: And her mother, Baby Jean?
Picabo Sheraine: Gag me with a sterling-silver teething ring!
Serendipity: Dippity-doo.
Pa'Shyn: And again!
La'Miracle La'Shay: Oh I'm sick.
Chyna Sha'Lay: China Shall Lay.
La'Princess and La'Precious: Is the father that fabled fellow named La'Pimp?
Cinsere D'nye: A sincere denial.
Paris Rayne: Even cheaper and more noxious than Paris Rose.
Parish Aspen Ona-Nali: Sounds like dead trees.
Kanyon Tushka Yanash: All I can think is that Tushka is a funny word for backside, and a Kanyon is a Krack.
Memorie Dawn: The memory dawned on me...
Dynastee and Diamond: The Double D's! At the Lusty Kitty!
Denzel Drama: He's good at that, isn't he?
Decker Wain: Wain is about to punch a mean woman out: Deck 'er, Wain!
Orex Dorran Kowan: Fun with spilled Scrabble tiles.
Addison McHale Baby Faces: Things were going along okay, though very tryndeely, till they stuck in that idiotic Baby Faces. Like he has more than one head.
Holder Mac: After Wain has decked her, Mac has to hold her so she doesn't make a try for Wain again.
Satchel Trace: That's how they find people's lost luggage.
Ecclesiastes Thessalonians: What was that Saint Paul said about not being ostentatious in your worship?
London Prince: William and Harry might not like this.
Columbus: Well, he has his own holiday. Trouble is, nobody likes Columbus anymore.
Jody: This makes a nice nn for a child, but on a grown man it's silly.
Braxtyn Champ: Man, he was good at making those contractions.
Memphis Gray: I like Nashville Yellow better.
Rex-Goliath: Big slobbering dog.
Fisher Knight: I'm still waiting to see a kid named Fisher Price.
Cache Mark: Great name for a convenience store.
Truman Noble Lionheart: Becomes a liar, a cheat, a mugger of old ladies, and a coward.
Crash: Can somebody tell me the attraction of giving this as a legit first name to a boy?
Noble Wolfrick: Lifted directly from the Fantasy/Series section at the bookstore.
Decker Jackson: Great name for a boxer.
Eros Hrimfaxi: *wavy lines around head*
Ever Daniel: Till he spitefully changes his name to Lenny.
Nicodemus Richard: Nick Rick.
Kidd Carl Allen: So everybody just calls him Kidd. Nice.
Wilder John: This hooker will take ona wilder john.
Black Cloud Wade: Sorry, even him being an actual Native American doesn't let them off. "Oh, look, here comes Pam and her Black Cloud following after her.
Chase Cannon: And you will soon Chase Ambulance.
Jae-Sun: The worst kre8yv spelling of Jason I ever saw.
Tru Angel: He bites other kids. And eats glue. And sticks gum under his chairs.
Shevy David: Who will only drive foreign cars.
Devynn, Colby, Bailey, Hayden and Andee: I bet Andee feels very left out because she didn't get a y.