[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Billie Jo: Does she have a brother called Jim Bob?Camdon Coco: makes the best hot cocolate around.Connelley Bridget: Name lifted straight out of an Irish phone book, without even bothering to put the lady's name in the right order.Kismet March: Whoa! Deep, man!Paris Rose: Very cheap perfume?Rayven Sneaux: Raven Snow looks all gothy and trying-to-be-poetic. Rayven Sneaux just look ignorant and pretentious.Scarlett Sun: Terrorist group? All-girl metal band?Tyne Dain: I thought for a minute it was Tyne Dailey. This has no flow.Harlequin Venus: Harlequin Romances are very trashy, bodice-ripper-style romance novels. So paired with Venus, I picture her being ravaged by some tunic-wearing stud on the edge of a cliff at nidnight in driving rain.Eboniquee: And how on earth do you say it?Violet Dream: Better than a violent dream, but not by much.Gussie Lee: Sounds like she's 95 years old and raises goats.Piper Cheyenne: Because they realized, in the nick of time, that there is already an airplane named Piper Cherokee.Moma Lyn: And her mother, Baby Jean?Picabo Sheraine: Gag me with a sterling-silver teething ring!Serendipity: Dippity-doo.Pa'Shyn: And again!La'Miracle La'Shay: Oh I'm sick.Chyna Sha'Lay: China Shall Lay.La'Princess and La'Precious: Is the father that fabled fellow named La'Pimp?Cinsere D'nye: A sincere denial.Paris Rayne: Even cheaper and more noxious than Paris Rose.Parish Aspen Ona-Nali: Sounds like dead trees.Kanyon Tushka Yanash: All I can think is that Tushka is a funny word for backside, and a Kanyon is a Krack.Memorie Dawn: The memory dawned on me...Dynastee and Diamond: The Double D's! At the Lusty Kitty!Denzel Drama: He's good at that, isn't he?Decker Wain: Wain is about to punch a mean woman out: Deck 'er, Wain!Orex Dorran Kowan: Fun with spilled Scrabble tiles.Addison McHale Baby Faces: Things were going along okay, though very tryndeely, till they stuck in that idiotic Baby Faces. Like he has more than one head.Holder Mac: After Wain has decked her, Mac has to hold her so she doesn't make a try for Wain again.Satchel Trace: That's how they find people's lost luggage.Ecclesiastes Thessalonians: What was that Saint Paul said about not being ostentatious in your worship?London Prince: William and Harry might not like this.Columbus: Well, he has his own holiday. Trouble is, nobody likes Columbus anymore.Jody: This makes a nice nn for a child, but on a grown man it's silly.Braxtyn Champ: Man, he was good at making those contractions.Memphis Gray: I like Nashville Yellow better.Rex-Goliath: Big slobbering dog.Fisher Knight: I'm still waiting to see a kid named Fisher Price.Cache Mark: Great name for a convenience store.Truman Noble Lionheart: Becomes a liar, a cheat, a mugger of old ladies, and a coward.Crash: Can somebody tell me the attraction of giving this as a legit first name to a boy?Noble Wolfrick: Lifted directly from the Fantasy/Series section at the bookstore.Decker Jackson: Great name for a boxer.Eros Hrimfaxi: *wavy lines around head*Ever Daniel: Till he spitefully changes his name to Lenny.Nicodemus Richard: Nick Rick.Kidd Carl Allen: So everybody just calls him Kidd. Nice.Wilder John: This hooker will take ona wilder john.Black Cloud Wade: Sorry, even him being an actual Native American doesn't let them off. "Oh, look, here comes Pam and her Black Cloud following after her.Chase Cannon: And you will soon Chase Ambulance.Jae-Sun: The worst kre8yv spelling of Jason I ever saw.Tru Angel: He bites other kids. And eats glue. And sticks gum under his chairs.Shevy David: Who will only drive foreign cars.Devynn, Colby, Bailey, Hayden and Andee: I bet Andee feels very left out because she didn't get a y.
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Random BA's  ·  Sabrina Fair  ·  2/10/2008, 12:57 PM
Apalling (m)  ·  Murasaki  ·  2/12/2008, 12:16 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  Nicola  ·  2/11/2008, 12:10 AM
WHY? *sobs* Why would people use half of those names? nt.  ·  Pink Princess  ·  2/10/2008, 6:31 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  Aileen  ·  2/10/2008, 3:30 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  RoxStar  ·  2/10/2008, 2:45 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  Kate  ·  2/11/2008, 5:28 PM
Oh, the horror!!! :O  ·  penguiny7  ·  2/10/2008, 2:23 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  AG.  ·  2/10/2008, 2:01 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  Jen  ·  2/10/2008, 1:16 PM
Re: Random BA's  ·  Sabrina Fair  ·  2/10/2008, 1:01 PM