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[Opinions] *lays head on desk, moaning*
Gailyc: I'm going to sic the entire populace of Ireland and Scotland, plus Wales, on these people.Jammer: One who jams or is jammed. Is that a reference to the birth?!Summer Rayne: Trashily predictable. Predictably trashy. Take your pick.Timber Brooke: The stream with the fallen logs in it.Alcantra: Al-Qaeda jokes coming your way.Le' Vexia Nevea: What are the symptoms o fthis disease? Can it be treated?Azalya Sweet Voice: grows up to a squawky, Hillary Clinton type voiceTasper: It taps and rasps.Maddon Chase: Madden and chase!Glacier Canyon: Apply to the federal government and have him declared a national park.Login: Logout.Kaydyn Kage: Gag.Koyie: Coy! Yelled real loud.Wick: *rolls eyes*Chanc: Like a chancre? Yuck.Princess Asian: I'm willing to bet she isn't Asian.Lyric Sincere: Aspiring songwriters.Ivory Dawn: Do these people have a soap fetish?Velvet Fox: GREAT pron star name.Tha: Tha what?Ebany Jayd: A tacky combo even when spelled right.Traeh Scout: WHy not Traeh Tuocs? Since we are being so very kre8yv.Belle Promise: Made to be broken.Grayson Hughes: There was a one-hit wonder band in the late eighties named this, I think.One'a Love; Wanna Love? She can star with Velvet Fox.Fantazy: She can be in it too!Truly Aniston: Jennifer Aniston's autobiography.Aponi Klickitat Piccola: Ramona Quimby lived on Klickitat Street, and I was grown up before I found out there really is sucha place.Jolly Amana: Remember Jimmy Buffett's story about the Jolly Mon? Or maybe you'd prefer a happy Amana refrigerator?Abcde: The most remarkable word I've ever seen.Sparkle-Lynn: A My Little Pony name.Analy: Anally.Ginger Blossom: Came from the random Chinese restaurant name generator.Sequoia Dream: I dream of those big trees.Raven Storm: Oooh, look how dark and scary and goth!Lady: So nobody has to be bothered to learn an actual name, they can just go "Hey lady!"Lovely: Not.Money: Because Cash was just not clear enough.Highlander Journey: Parents have never been to Scotland and couldn't find it on a map.
Saint Zadkiel: You have to be dead for a long time before you can be a saint.Dorian Grey: Obviously they never read the book.Trooper Ray: And Officer Friendly.Colt Danger: AKA Gun Safety.Rowdie Oak: If that tree gets rowdy, I'm outta here.Angel Gabriel: Blow, Gabriel, blow!Weston Danger: Yes, the west is dangerous, but not as much as that colt.Cutter: The self-mutilator. Raven Storm wants him in the worst way.Viking: Has a baby picture in horned helmt.Wheeler: Dealer. Squealer.Charollette: Reminds me of Charolais cattle.Shaista: Reminds meof the German for s**t.Breezie: Another My Little Pony.Starlee: And people think my name is tacky.Rusty: I picture some big, red-haired biker mama.Pix: Her nose.Nukie: All the boys knew all about her.Kavin: Cave in.Ufu: My mother's little dog makes a sound like this.Carlisle Clarke: The girl with no first name.Roraleigh: Rurally.Lily May Dear: No, you may not, but Lily May, Dear.McCartney: Sticking rose onto it doesn't help it.Denim Rainn: it's raining blue jeans.Winter River: It doesn't flow. Get it?Ole William: Ol' Willie, he's gettin' up there...Rex: Good dog!Cashmere: drag queen name.
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Roxstar, you are amazing!How you keep coming up with this stuff... Denim Rainn was hilarious! X-D
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*rolls*The comments for Rowdie Oak and Winter River made me shriek and startle my cat :-) Nice work, as always!
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hahahaha ... oh, I'm almost in tears from laughing! The sad thing, I have a teacher who named her son Cutter, which also makes me want to cry.

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Oh geez, these made me laugh so hard. I love your commentary.Login: Logout.
Cutter: The self-mutilator. Raven Storm wants him in the worst way.
Shaista: Reminds meof the German for s**t.
Pix: Her nose.
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glad you like...It's made me old before my time to see these so-called names so often. lol
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OMG!
Tears streaming!
Nose running!
You should be a writer!
OMG!
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Grayson Hughhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grayson_HughPretty good! And thank you so much for the laugh.
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*howls with laughter*As if the names themselves didn't have me hysterical enough.
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