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Help[Opinions] Re: Random BA's: Animal Names [Last Post]
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
Butterfly: Miz Scarlett, I dunno nuthin bout birthin no babies!
Cat: Cute nn for Catherine, but no good as a full name.
Cricket: Annoying, childish name.
Hen: Even Henrietta is better than this.
Manatee: They are the ugliest damn animals!
Mink: Good drag queen name. Also a mink is really just a dressed-up weasel.
Panther: Stripper name.
Peacock: And don't tell me this name will not invite awful jokes.
Rook: Verb: to cheat or swindle.
Sow: There is no excuse for this one. none.
Viper: WWF girl? Stripper? Hired assassin?
Badger: Smelly fierce animal: Verb: to pester.
Cobra: Viper's sidekick.
Coyote: He takes all those poor Mexican people's money and runs them across the desert till they get to the border.
Finche: Remember "American Pie?"
Kiwi: I suppose they could have picked an uglier bird, say a turkey buzzard. But for sheer feathered goofiness?
Lamb: Yes, I know about the twin white supremacist "musicians" named Lamb and Lynx. I can only think of Lamb as either something to eat, or what Mammy called Scarlett: What's mah lamb gwine wear?"
Mandrill: *sniggers* Isn't that the monkey with the bright colored butt? Or alternatively: He's drillin' with his Man drill.
Newt: Slimy, cold-blooded, ugly. Gingrich.
Pike, Ram: more oh so very manly porno names.
Stallion: Nothing beats this though for sheer pretentiousness.
Tiger: Babyish nn.
Wolf: Only if your last name is Blitzer.
Cat: Cute nn for Catherine, but no good as a full name.
Cricket: Annoying, childish name.
Hen: Even Henrietta is better than this.
Manatee: They are the ugliest damn animals!
Mink: Good drag queen name. Also a mink is really just a dressed-up weasel.
Panther: Stripper name.
Peacock: And don't tell me this name will not invite awful jokes.
Rook: Verb: to cheat or swindle.
Sow: There is no excuse for this one. none.
Viper: WWF girl? Stripper? Hired assassin?
Badger: Smelly fierce animal: Verb: to pester.
Cobra: Viper's sidekick.
Coyote: He takes all those poor Mexican people's money and runs them across the desert till they get to the border.
Finche: Remember "American Pie?"
Kiwi: I suppose they could have picked an uglier bird, say a turkey buzzard. But for sheer feathered goofiness?
Lamb: Yes, I know about the twin white supremacist "musicians" named Lamb and Lynx. I can only think of Lamb as either something to eat, or what Mammy called Scarlett: What's mah lamb gwine wear?"
Mandrill: *sniggers* Isn't that the monkey with the bright colored butt? Or alternatively: He's drillin' with his Man drill.
Newt: Slimy, cold-blooded, ugly. Gingrich.
Pike, Ram: more oh so very manly porno names.
Stallion: Nothing beats this though for sheer pretentiousness.
Tiger: Babyish nn.
Wolf: Only if your last name is Blitzer.
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