[Opinions] Oh, I knew the Logan-on-a-girl was familiar
To the original poster, whoever you are:
Go to your start menu
Open Microsoft Word
Write a 50,000 word + novel about a girl with multiple personalities, each with questions and complaints about her name. Have one who's got a boy's name, one that has unnecessary letters in her name, and one who has it pronounced wrong all the time. Have her be best friends with a girl who's pregnant with sextuplets.
;] Post it on the writing board when you're done, and quit the trolling. If you feel the need to make another personality, write another novel.