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Help[Opinions] *falls down off chair*
in reply to a message by Sabrina Fair
*hits floor flat on her back, screaming in hellish agony at the cruel night sky and begins banging head on desk leg when she realizes somebody somewhere will no doubt think Crewell Nite Skyy is adorable as a name*
*sits up carefully, rubbing bruised skull*
Kinzington: I hear this spoken in a whiny, overdone Middle America accent.
Chevy Chazzlyn: Four-wheel drive, power steering and Am/FM/Xm radio.
Ikea: They make such ugly furniture.
Stausley: Don't know how you say it but it's going to sound gross no matter which way.
Montserrat Virginia: Miss Teen SOuth Carolina was right.
Praise Powers: Absolute Powers. Korrupt Abbsolootleigh.
Paprica: I guess she makes a fine goolosh. (I know how goulash is spelled, but they probably don't.)
Chewchee Starla: *has to be restrained by husband from falling on floor again after he unwisely threatens to call her that* What's a chewchee? A dog toy?!
Caramel: Great stripper name. She can be part of a naked hot-oil wrestling team with Vanilla, Peaches, Chocolate and Strawberry.
Bambi: Bambi of course gets her own show.
Star Sue Angel: Angel Bite Star's Ankle. Ankle Swell Horribly. Star's Boss Fires. Star Sue Angel.
Fire-Lily: No, it was Star that got fired! Lily was.. the secretary who actually sent the termination letter.
Clover and Ivy: Weeds, both of them.
Lily Moon: That nice little Korean "massage" parlor near the truck stop.
Elektra Blaize: zzzzzap!!! *does electric chair impersonation*
Hopelynn Honie Bird: Hope she isn't ruined by having sucha disgusting cutesy mn.
Kimora Shouting Star: Can they even spell Shooting?! Shouting Star? Please.
Lizzylee: *giggles psychotically, pops huge wad of pink bubble gum, twirls pigtails*
Ave Grace: Oh because EVERYBODY is using Ava Grace.
Ragin Dreamy: How can you be ragin' and dreamy both? Or is it like Regan Dreamy? Because Mr. Reagan was known to be dreamy at certain times during his presidency when he should not have been.
Tsetuan Kate Evening: Chinese food meets ordinary girl meets random time of day.
Oakley Angel Snow: Nice fabric softener.
Morning Star Rose: Let me try: Star Sue Angel. Man Bites Dog. Do Not Litter.
Dozianic Pretty Sky: What's a Dozianic? The Titanic's sister ship that never went anyplace?
Kylee Dutchess: Cutesy "chav" girl meets hideous fluffy lapdog.
Little Spring Delores: Hope she isn't a bedwetter.
Summer Blossom Curry: Not a popular dish at the the Bombay Today Indian restaurant.
Aura Byrdie: You are a birdie!
Davani Delight: Much more popular than that awful curry.
Acy Rae: Does anybody remember the movie the kid in Home ALone was watching where "Acy ain't in charge no more. He's upstairs takin' a bath."
James Audrey: Sounds like Gene Autry, among other charming defects.
Antoinette Elizabeth: *applauds, hands blue ribbon and silver baby cup to little Toni's parents*
Kaydence Rylee: The names may be unisex, but those spellings are not.
Crayven: he is a coward of the worst sort.
London Brighton: London Brighton's fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down. London Brighton's fallin' down, you stupid Mommy!
Syncere Thai: It's giving Bombay Today a run for its money.
Beckem Bradley: And his brother Bookim Danno.
Trigger Storms: Let's see: Causes Tornadoes. Produces Hail. I don't think I want him around.
Croix Cole: Sounds like a neck cramp, for some reason.
Broeyn Jayze: Is mom trying to talk with a lip full of Novocaine?
Chevy William: It has everything the Chevy Chazzlyn has, pplus anti-lock brakes.
Bay Bruce: Let me guess: Babe Ruth fans.
Stockton: There is a tiny town in Maryland, about an hour or so from here, called Stockton. IT is a totally backward, dead town.
R.D. Chopper: Future serial ax-killer.
G. J. Lil Flame: Future illiterate pyromaniac.
Cub Michol: I hope he roots for the White Sox.
Cache Franklin: I'd love a cache of Ben Franklins!
Quentin Lee Songhunter Quilt: They just wanted to use a second q. Remember Michael Jackson's youngest, Blanket?
Cane Madrid: I'll cane his parents.
Redwind Frank: *groans*
Ash Patrick Fall: Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. *pitches off chair again*
Kota Shai Bear: Coat a shy bear with what?
Everett Rising-Sun: I'm letting this one go. At least it makes some sense.
Diesel William: Oh, I forgot! The Chevy William is diesel!
Trapper Hagyn: What's that deep pit for? To trap hags in.
Wilbur: *snorts laughter* I think Wilbur is one of those names that will NEVER come back.
Daxtyn Shadrach: Medieval torture device?
Journey Rollen Lavern: Taking a trip while rolling Laverne ahead of him.
*sits up carefully, rubbing bruised skull*
Kinzington: I hear this spoken in a whiny, overdone Middle America accent.
Chevy Chazzlyn: Four-wheel drive, power steering and Am/FM/Xm radio.
Ikea: They make such ugly furniture.
Stausley: Don't know how you say it but it's going to sound gross no matter which way.
Montserrat Virginia: Miss Teen SOuth Carolina was right.
Praise Powers: Absolute Powers. Korrupt Abbsolootleigh.
Paprica: I guess she makes a fine goolosh. (I know how goulash is spelled, but they probably don't.)
Chewchee Starla: *has to be restrained by husband from falling on floor again after he unwisely threatens to call her that* What's a chewchee? A dog toy?!
Caramel: Great stripper name. She can be part of a naked hot-oil wrestling team with Vanilla, Peaches, Chocolate and Strawberry.
Bambi: Bambi of course gets her own show.
Star Sue Angel: Angel Bite Star's Ankle. Ankle Swell Horribly. Star's Boss Fires. Star Sue Angel.
Fire-Lily: No, it was Star that got fired! Lily was.. the secretary who actually sent the termination letter.
Clover and Ivy: Weeds, both of them.
Lily Moon: That nice little Korean "massage" parlor near the truck stop.
Elektra Blaize: zzzzzap!!! *does electric chair impersonation*
Hopelynn Honie Bird: Hope she isn't ruined by having sucha disgusting cutesy mn.
Kimora Shouting Star: Can they even spell Shooting?! Shouting Star? Please.
Lizzylee: *giggles psychotically, pops huge wad of pink bubble gum, twirls pigtails*
Ave Grace: Oh because EVERYBODY is using Ava Grace.
Ragin Dreamy: How can you be ragin' and dreamy both? Or is it like Regan Dreamy? Because Mr. Reagan was known to be dreamy at certain times during his presidency when he should not have been.
Tsetuan Kate Evening: Chinese food meets ordinary girl meets random time of day.
Oakley Angel Snow: Nice fabric softener.
Morning Star Rose: Let me try: Star Sue Angel. Man Bites Dog. Do Not Litter.
Dozianic Pretty Sky: What's a Dozianic? The Titanic's sister ship that never went anyplace?
Kylee Dutchess: Cutesy "chav" girl meets hideous fluffy lapdog.
Little Spring Delores: Hope she isn't a bedwetter.
Summer Blossom Curry: Not a popular dish at the the Bombay Today Indian restaurant.
Aura Byrdie: You are a birdie!
Davani Delight: Much more popular than that awful curry.
Acy Rae: Does anybody remember the movie the kid in Home ALone was watching where "Acy ain't in charge no more. He's upstairs takin' a bath."
James Audrey: Sounds like Gene Autry, among other charming defects.
Antoinette Elizabeth: *applauds, hands blue ribbon and silver baby cup to little Toni's parents*
Kaydence Rylee: The names may be unisex, but those spellings are not.
Crayven: he is a coward of the worst sort.
London Brighton: London Brighton's fallin' down, fallin' down, fallin' down. London Brighton's fallin' down, you stupid Mommy!
Syncere Thai: It's giving Bombay Today a run for its money.
Beckem Bradley: And his brother Bookim Danno.
Trigger Storms: Let's see: Causes Tornadoes. Produces Hail. I don't think I want him around.
Croix Cole: Sounds like a neck cramp, for some reason.
Broeyn Jayze: Is mom trying to talk with a lip full of Novocaine?
Chevy William: It has everything the Chevy Chazzlyn has, pplus anti-lock brakes.
Bay Bruce: Let me guess: Babe Ruth fans.
Stockton: There is a tiny town in Maryland, about an hour or so from here, called Stockton. IT is a totally backward, dead town.
R.D. Chopper: Future serial ax-killer.
G. J. Lil Flame: Future illiterate pyromaniac.
Cub Michol: I hope he roots for the White Sox.
Cache Franklin: I'd love a cache of Ben Franklins!
Quentin Lee Songhunter Quilt: They just wanted to use a second q. Remember Michael Jackson's youngest, Blanket?
Cane Madrid: I'll cane his parents.
Redwind Frank: *groans*
Ash Patrick Fall: Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. *pitches off chair again*
Kota Shai Bear: Coat a shy bear with what?
Everett Rising-Sun: I'm letting this one go. At least it makes some sense.
Diesel William: Oh, I forgot! The Chevy William is diesel!
Trapper Hagyn: What's that deep pit for? To trap hags in.
Wilbur: *snorts laughter* I think Wilbur is one of those names that will NEVER come back.
Daxtyn Shadrach: Medieval torture device?
Journey Rollen Lavern: Taking a trip while rolling Laverne ahead of him.
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