I'm going to sing my opinions using showtunes:
Captain
James - T.
Kirk, the wondeboy of all the Trekkie kindergarten girls
Isis Moon - "I's is mooning . . . but only with my head off!" is what her parents are saying.
Chaos Chastner - Evel Knievel's psychotic twin brother
Dreamer Caskey - *SINGS to the tune of "
Angel of Music" from
The Phantom of the Opera* Dreaming of caskets, casks of wine
Indigo Butterfly - One boring butterfly
Pagan - A Catholic priest
Noah Elliot Chewbacca - Call me Chewy
Cannon
Hugh - *SINGS to the tune of
Anything Goes* Good parents, too, who once new better names, now only use big weapons, naming kids, parents with problems
Ledger
Matthew - No.
Steele
Alexander - Doesn't "Stalin" mean man of steel? We have our #1 dictator with us today.
Crew Wadon - Always a crewmember, never a star
Angel Gabriel and
Heaven Emmanuel -
Heaven is crying
Coda
Craig - To quote my band director: YOU MISSED THE CODA!
Reef
Anthony -
Reefer Madness
Raven Amadeus - Nevermore
Haven Le'Blessing - Kill Me La'Now
Raider
John - Just in time for the 4th
Indiana Jones movie!
Major Gray - will never be accepted by the army
Storm Aidan - Someone watches
The Bold and the Beautiful too much
State
James - State . . . fate . . . hate
Angel Honey - Terms of endearment gone mad
Amarige
Dallas - I'm a ridge in
Dallas.
Apple
Blossom Honey - Sickly sweet
Princess Nangely -
Princess Naughty?
Strawberry
Thomas - Well, it's better than Strawberry Shortcake. Maybe. Actually, no. It's not.
Friday - HIS GIRL FRIDAY! Just imagine when she dates?
Golden -
Rod.
Stewart.
Stormy
Nevaeh - The opposite of heaven
Blu
Skye - Bluh. Blah.
Playcie
Joyce Marie - Her parents forgot the playcie they left their mind.
Happy Ann - They'll call her
BUNNY!
Jett Black - Hair.
Love’ - The apostrophe makes me wanna kill myself.
Sway Jadeene - *sways backs and forth before passing out*
Princess Gwendalyn &
Precious Kay - Every kiss begins with
Kay.
Pebbles Bebe - On a beach. Played Frasier's wife. Gun.
Rosebud
Chastity Breeze - The last word of
Charles Foster Kane. Then the breeze killed him. With chastity as it's accomplice.
Minnie Mae Murray - Sounds like a cat.
Mystry Lenay - Haven't got a
Clue
Pagan Bubbles
Blossom - A devout Catholic nun.
Porsche Mercedes - EXPENSIVE CAR DEALER'S DAUGHER!