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Lol these ones cracked me up.

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I think my shell is hardening because I only cringed about 12 times. But still, these are terrible as usual. *sighs*

GIRLS
Jason Mae: Horrible for a girl!
Carson Laine: I like the sound of this, even though I don't particularly like both names individually.
Camara Jordan: Looks like Camera or Camaro.
Colby Ann: I'm beginning to like Colby on a girl.
April Rose: I've always disliked April.
Persephone Noel: I'd prefer Noelle Persephone. Oh, wow, I love that!
Eurydice: Usually I love Greek Mythology names, but not this one.
Remington Vedder: Ew.
Lesbia O.: Why?
Grahm Rachelle: I love Graham for a boy, but I dislike this entire combo.
Ryland Elizabeth: Dislike.
Red Georgia: I love Georgia, but Red totally ruins it.
Ivy Gray and Violet Finn [twin girls]: I LOVE this! Adorable.
Brynnan Makiya: Too bad it's not Brynn Micaiah, or even Brynnan Micaiah.
Baudelaire: Dislike.
Saffron: Dislike.
Roper: Seriously?
Dazlin Vernice: Ew.
Milano Spica: Maybe if it were Milana.
Camden Celeste: It's alright. I don't really like either name, though.
Lillian Houston: Eh.
Michael Marie: It's honestly not that bad.

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GIRLS
Jason Mae -- NO. This is a MALE name. NO.
Carson Laine -- Sigh. I'm coming to terms with Carson on a girl, but I don't like it.
Camara Jordan -- If you were trying to avoid the stupidity of "Camera," you're not fooling anyone
Colby Ann -- I like it
April Rose -- April Rose is a little too phrase-y for me
Persephone Noel -- yuck
Eurydice -- ditto
Remington Vedder -- absolutely gross
Lesbia O. -- you have GOT to be kidding me. Her parents must HATE her.
Grahm Rachelle -- Graham is a male name. Spelling it incorrectly does not make it feminine.
Ryland Elizabeth -- Ryland is nmsaa, but I love Elizabeth
Red Georgia -- Ahhh hahaha. Ha. Ha. Ha. If you think about American politics, this is absolutely hilarious.
Ivy Gray and Violet Finn [twin girls] -- curiouser and curiouser. I think I like them.
Brynnan Makiya -- dripping with kre8tyvytee.
Baudelaire -- aw, come on.
Saffron -- followed by Nutmeg and Cardamom
Roper -- yuck
Dazlin Vernice -- YUCK
Milano Spica -- I have nothing to say to this.
Camden Celeste -- nms
Lillian Houston -- Lillian is magnificent, but Houston is strange
Michael Marie -- Michael is masculine. Michal is feminine.

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wow. lesbia????

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Jason Mae -ick. it reminds me of my friends brother Jason ln May
Camara Jordan -still makes me think of Camera every time i see it!
Remington Vedder -sounds like a new whiz bang appliance.
Lesbia O. -wow. this one takes the cake. whats with the 'O'?
Ivy Gray and Violet Finn [twin girls] -ivy and vi? too similar imo. but not too bad. i don't like Gray on a girl though..
Dazlin Vernice -eew.
Milano Spica -eew.

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Sully Deacon -Sully is my pet dogs name..
Awweb Jonah -what the?

I like:

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Girls:
Carson
Colby
April
Persephone
Ryland
Red
Houston
Michael
Sully
Sutton
Hunter
Ryder
Memphis

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Boys:
Elise
Nova
Israel
Brooklyn
Dallas
Eden
Houston
Parker
Morgan
Mackenzie

I like:
Mae
Persephone
Ivy Gray and Violet
Saffron
Lillian
Marie
Elise

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Cameron
Michael
Fisher
Rio

GIRLS
Jason Mae - awful
Carson Laine - worse
Camara Jordan - dislike
Colby Ann - can this be worst? yuck
April Rose - ok
Persephone Noel - dislike
Eurydice - dislike
Remington Vedder - I heard of someone naming their boy Remington, but a girl! Not good. Should have been Ruger. j/k
Lesbia O. - horrible teasing for her entire life. Maybe she can drop the L and go by Esbia
Grahm Rachelle - Graham is awful on a girl, and I hate this spelling
Ryland Elizabeth - better than some on this list, but still bad
Red Georgia - why would they choose Red over Scarlett? Red sounds like a boy's nn
Ivy Gray and Violet Finn [twin girls] - Finn is bad on a girl, but at least the first names are feminine
Brynnan Makiya - don't like
Baudelaire - are you making this up?
Saffron - ok, but nms
Roper - ??? of cows?
Dazlin Vernice - I really think you're making this up.
Milano Spica - milana would have been better... milano spice... was the mother a spice girl?
Camden Celeste - I know a boy named Camden
Lillian Houston - fn is ok
Michael Marie - they just couldn't have Michaela
Brodie Rose-Marie (Brother: Phoenix) - has anyone else heard the term "spinning brodies" which is equivalent to "spinning donuts" in a car

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This message was edited 5/13/2008, 3:36 PM

I LIKE:
Jason (boy please)
Persephone (YES! I'd totally use this, dead serious!)
Ivy
Gray
Violet
Finn (boy, Fionn)
Saffron
Lucian (boy)
Elise
Israel (b/g)
Alexander
Eros
Santiago (too cool)
Ryder
Eden
James
Morgan (yay for being on a boy!)
Ulysses (love it, my mom teaches a Ulysses)
Rio (I remember you suggesting this as a nn for River, which I think is undeniably awesome)
Rohan
Sacha (Sasha)

What's with the Ropers? Are they all going to join the ro-day-oh?

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Jason Mae: And Jason is still pretty popular on boys so she'll be not only Girl Jason, but Jason C or Jason Who Doesnt' Eat Chalk.

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APril Rose: This is pretty but I would not use both names together.

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Remington Vedder: Are we going to shoot Eddie Vedder? (ANswer: we are!)

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Lesbia: No matter what your own politics/religion is, if you don't see what is wrong with this name, you need help.

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Red Georgia: So the Commies have taken over Atlanta? Lordy, Miz Scarlett!

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Baudelaire: A very Unfortunate Event.

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Dazlin: Good name for toothpaste.

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Milano Spica: Is this something to add to pasta sauce?

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Michael Marie: *headdesk*

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Salome Kato: She dances naked and she can do karate.

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Sully Deacon: THe deacon got caught with his pants down, and now his reputation is sullied.

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Soyeur: I had to think a bit before I realized it is a sick, misguided spelling of Sawyer. Sounds like somebody who spies on people in the soybean fields.

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Hunter Chase: Becomes so militantly vegan he won't eat animal crackers.

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Ryder Dallas: He can join up with the Ropers.

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Hawkhurst: *imitates horrible snooty Roger-and-Muffy laugh*

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Awweb: Mom tried to say his name but a mammoth yawn overtook her.

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Hendri Daniel Memphis ALlan Ray: Are they sure they didn't accidentally forget to honor somebody or something?

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Frances: Oooh, bad move.

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Clyde: Well, he sure will never have to worry about being Clyde J or Tall Clyde.

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Red McClure: Walker Texas Ranger's silent partner.

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Trigg Favre: Do me a favor and help me with my trig homework.

oooh a Persephone!
It's nice to see a Eurydice, too.

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Lesbia is... ugh. poor kid?

Wait..Jason, on a girl? And Awweb?

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Those are just horrbile. Poor kids.

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The names I like:
Rose -filler, only mn
Noel -Noelle on a girl, Noel on a boy
Elizabeth -Classic but nothing I would use
Baudelaire - I bet this child will grow up with two siblings and uncle Olaf. Anyway, I still like it. On a character.
Milano - Milano is a GP. Not sure if it's for a girl or a boy
Lucian Elise Monserate - All names are OK if a) Lucian was used on a boy b) Elise was the firstname c) Monserate was the surname.

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Alexander
Thomas
Eros - It's kind of a GP
Hunter
Brooklyn
Ryder Dallas
Eden - Sure, on a G-I-R-L.
James
Daniel
Andrew
Judah - Busted. I love Judah and Judas *blushes*
Rohan

* means I'd use

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GIRLS
Carson
Jordan
Anne *
April *
Rose *
Remington
Elisabeth *
Red
Ivy *
Gray
Violet *
Finn
Saffron *
Houston *
Michael *
Marie *
Phoenix *
Lucian *
Nova *
Deacon
Israel
Sutton
Sawyer
Hunter
Chase
Barrett *
Ryder
Dallas
James *
Jonah *
Parker
Dylan *
Memphis
Fisher
Clyde *
Rio * [NN for River]
Judah *
Rohan

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BOYS
Phoenix *
Nova
Israel *
Brooklyn *
Eden *
Michael * NN for Michelangelo
Jonah
Cadence
Morgan *
Clyde *
Ulysses
Mackenzie *
Rio * [nn for River]
Judah
Rohan
Sacha