rather be named Zephyrine or Prochorus or Vespasian than Bailey or Cole. And I'd DEFINITELY rather "see" them. (Seriously, did you go through my PNL?)
I don't mind boring names when they're good - John, Ethan, Andrew, Lily - but these names are all boring AND bad.
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Vespasian is so so so so so much better than Grant or Savannah. Incomparable. You are comparing olympian gods to vermin.