[Opinions] Re: Random BA's
Ashtyn Khloe: A Bratz name if there ever was.
Smith: Last name is probably very long and difficult.
Shasta Sheyenne: Starring John Wayne, Roy Rogers and Ida Lupino.
Moxie: Won Best in Show at the Poodle Convention.
Fancy: Came in second because her theme song was Reba's song about the teenage hooker.
Curley Joseph: Curly Joe! The Three Stooges of the New Millennium.
Lil Paul B. John: Grows up to be six foot four and isn't sure whether he's Paul or John.
Diamond Essence: Makes me think of cocaine.
Miracle Devine: *rolls eyes*
Paytions Taelor: *rolls em again*
Blu Davis: Plays saxophone in Blu Davis and His Square Pegs ensemble.
Bonnie Marie: She wins the prize for nicest name.
Wiltz: Crumblez. Shrivelz.
Ledger Fisher: Foghorn Leghorn and Amelia Bedelia rear their ugly heads.
Ironic Leigh: They have no more grasp of what irony is than Alanis Morrissette.
Ferlinghetti Zephyr: Born in the summer of 1969 ina dope house in San Francisco.
Luna Raven: Mommy's a bad goth poetaster.
Blade Trinity: Blood Sacrifice.
Gydeon Archyr Jay: Off to the center for Y addiction.
Cephuriah: Brain disease?
Crimson Thyme: Luna Raven's spell-casting friend.
Espan: C-Span meets ESPN!
Eternity Nevaeh: From the Dead and Abandoned Baby files.
Jusdyce Blaze-Levi: The judge can't spell and his blue jeans are burning.
Sweet: Good name for a pimp.
Royal: And her little pwincess crown. She's insufferable already.
Beautiful: They'll try to kill each other in the sandbox.