[Opinions] *groans, whimpers*
Haven't had to resort to "Whipping Post" for a while. Shoud've known it wouldn't last. *cranks it up*
Automatic: I guess he'll fit right in with all the Remingtons and Colts running around the school. His mom can be jailed for bringing an Automatic onto school grounds.
McKiglynn: So girls aren't the only ones getting cobbled-together collections of tryndee elements as names.
Harloh Master Chongdee: *interrupts quiet singing with loud raucous laugh* Sonds like a line from a Chinese martial arts movie.
Hurles Caleb Allen: Right through the window.
Brat: Oh, definitely! With parents like that, what else will he be?
Mister: The lazy persons's way of naming.
Maximus Crews: Say it fast and what do you get? Porno name.
Rusty Hardy: Like my snow shovel: it's rusty, but it's hardy.
Bates Worman: At his size, they better watch out he doesn't EAT his doting mama.
River Phoenix: Oh please. Parents probably don't even remember the actor.
Honey Lola: From one of those "Find your super porno-star name" generator things?
Beulah: She must be the only Beulah under age sixty.
Roper: The Queen of the Ro-Day-oh.
Strawberry: She's red and bumpy.
Miss: Not two of them! They'll fight over Mister!
October Skye: Ever seen the movie by this name? It's like naming somebody Coyote Uglee. Or Tropick Thunder.
Sauner: Them Beverly Hillbillies is relaxin' in their hot steamy sauner.
Puma: And her sibs Nike and Reebok.
Autumn Feather and Lotus Eagle: Trying for the Indian look, but Lotus doesn't work.