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BOYS
Peyton Decody-Ray -- Two parts trendy and one part dated make for one difficult name
Thomas Ingram -- how pleasant!
Frank Orlando -- would have preferred Orlando Frank, but I think the styles clash
Barrett Nichols -- much prefer Nicholas, and Barrett looks like barrette
Trevor Samuel -- very good
Jakk Haden -- Jakk be Haden his icky name
Vanek Lennon -- what?
Triston DeLane -- Tristan is unique already... why bother making it weird?
Jerimiah Joe -- definitely Southern.
Daelun Landon -- Daelun sounds like "dealin'" with a Southern drawl.
Logan Lynn -- kinda girly in today's world
Herbert Johan -- Herbert... oh man. Poor kid will be teased to death. At least he'll be able to hide under his desk when he's a composer (who named Johan/Johann ISN'T a composer?).
Tommy Lynn -- I know at least three women back home named Tommy Lynn.
Landon Lee -- *yawn*
Jasper Lee -- nmsaa
Elijah Murray -- love Elijah, but Murray is out on the deck playing pool with Seymour and Irving.
Charles Augustus -- stuffy
Mason Webb -- haven't yet seen Webb as a given name; not a fan.
Haze Lee -- Make him push a penny across the hall with his nose.
Dynton Dustin -- alliterative AND a weird rhyme.
Collier James -- Call yer James. He's late fer dinner.
Lynnix Charles -- Lynnix = Linux = the kid is a Vista freak
Cody Edward -- unremarkable
Luka Wayne -- Looka Wayne ova there!
Gianni Malek -- love Gianni, but what's a Malek?
Teddy Wayne Jr. -- dislike Jr., III, IV, etc. names... they detract from the kid's individuality
Everett Mark -- unremarkable

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GIRLS
Phillycity Kaye -- Felicity or Philly the city?
Emma Fay -- Southern and lovely
Bonita Faith -- never liked Bonita
Reana Renee -- BAHAHAHAHA. She'll have so much trouble trying to pronounce that as a little kid!
Amberly Hayden -- hard to beat this in terms of trashy
MiLee Beth -- but I think someone just did.
Serinity Diane -- Okay. What is with the misspelled virtues?!
Gloria Jean Marie -- lovely
Isabella Marlina -- dislike the flow
Juliet Aricela -- Would prefer Araceli
Olivia Jane -- lovely
Amryee Nicole -- how many syllables is the first name?
Kiyera Sunshine Ann -- Call me Ann.
Joslyn Nevaeh Grace -- Call me Grace.
Kadie Kathleen -- Misspelling a nickname doesn't make it its own name
Olivia Gwen -- very nice
Dixie Lynn -- HA. We're definitely in Louisiana
Lila Kate -- lovely
ZiDonna Markionya -- *sigh* These are the names that make Americans look like idiots.
Molly Mae -- I have a good friend named Molly May, and I've always called her name with a Southern drawl.