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I had a look through the complete list of girls' names in Scotland for 2008. Here are the interesting ones. (This is only meant to be humourous, please do not take offence!)

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Yoo'neeq spellings:

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Aaleahia
Aariyana
Abbeigh
Aeva
Alexsandra
Alieghsha

Aliex
Alixus
Amye
Ashleah
Avah
Billiegh
Chanaid
Chrystele
Demmi
Desre
Dru
Ellah

Ellea
Ellee
Elliner

Eme-leigh
Emeli
Emmaleigh
Fayth

Harlea
Harleigh
Harlie
Harmoni
Harmonie
Holli
Imagen
Jezzica
Kaedden
Kaightlyn
Leighah

Luccie
Lucee
Luiseach
Mae'ci'
Melodie
Mikkeilah
Mykenzi

Myley
Mylie
Mytilda
Nancey
Nansie
Oktavia

Pheobie
Pheonix
Pyper
Reahanne
Rhiley
Rockcey !!!

Soffi
Soffie
Sofi
Sophea
Sophi
Stephanay
Steph-Annie

Taylah
Tayler
Taylir
Thyler

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We didn't know what to call our child, so we shut our eyes and tapped at the keyboard and used the result as a name:

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Abasiakanano
Adedolapo

Alimot-Shadiat
Anjolaoluwa
Ifunanyachukwu
Mofaratioluwa
Ne-Osahanoze
Nmabiazirije
Oluwadamilola
Tamunobelema
Warnakulasuriya

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Hyphens are for wimps:

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Abbyann
Abbymay
Aimeelee

Amyjo
Amylee
Amyleigh
Annamay

Annmaria
Annmarie
Billieleigh
Cadylee
Christielee
Danaelei
Demilee
Demileigh
Elishagrace
Ellagrace
Ellieruth
Ellijai
Emmalouise
HannahRose
Hollymarie
Jamieanne
Jamieleigh
Kadeylea
Karalouise
Kaseylee
Kellisemarie
Kelseylee
Kerryann
Lilianne
Lillibeth

Lillyanna
Lillyanne
Lilyanne
Lilymae
Lisamarie
LucyMarie
Maryjane

Maryjo
Marykate
MaryRita
Roseanna

Rubyann
Rubyanne
Sarahjane
Sarahlouise
Stevieleigh
Sueann
Summerlouise
Tammiann

Tiaraleigh
Tiararose

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Boys' names for girls:

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A'Jay
Al
Annelise-Scott

Beau
Beaux
Brennan
Chase
Darragh
Dylan
Dyllon

Elliot
Elliott
Ellis
Etienne
Evan
Finley
Fionnlay
Haiden
Hayden
Hunter
Jet
Joey

Johan
Johann
Kai
Kaiyah-Levi
Levi
Logan
Micky
Nikita
Olly
Quinn
Reece
Reuben
Ronnie
Rowan

Rudi
Rudy
Thierry

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Let's name our child after a celebrity:

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Alanis
Armani
Bowie
Chanel
Coco
Disney
Dusty

Jolie
Jolie-Madison
Joni
Joss
Kelis
Mica
Miley
Monet
Nelly
Shakira

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The double letter brigade:

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Alexx
Alixx
Amiee
Amii
Brodii
Charlii
Dannii
Ebonii
Ellii
Fernn
Hannaa
Inezz
Ishaa
Romii
Roxxi
Tianii

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Let's take a boys' name and try desperately to make it feminine:

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Alfia
Damienne
Dylann
Emmanuela
Evania
Ewen

Finleah
Harri
Harys

Hayden-Marie
Haydyn
Rubynn

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Let's make up a name:

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Amelle
Annaleisha
Bibiane
Bruke
Cassica
Finty
Latrice
Lawny
Winielle

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Surnames as first names:

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Amundsen
Dion
Jameson
Jenson
Lennox
Ripley

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Misspelt surnames:

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Kenadie

Kennadie
Kennedi
Kennidi
Maysen
Mayson
Paighton

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I love Hitler:

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Aryan

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Place names:

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Asia
Cheyenne
Delphi
Derry
Devon
Georgia

Kenya
Memphis
Montana
Paris
Rio
Sahara
Siena

Sierra
Sierra-Lee - far too close to Sierra Leone for my liking!
Sydney
Venice
Vienna-Nicole

Virginia

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Misspelt place names:

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Asiah
Brookelin
Brookelynne

Brooklynne
Chelcie

Chelsi
Chelsie
Chelsy
Devyn

Sydni
Sydnie
Zahara

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I want to name my child after a disease:

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Asmaa

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Religious / virtue names...:

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Aymen
Blessing
Destiny
Favour
Fortune
Goodness
Harmony
Liberty
Miracle
Patience
Peace
Praise
Precious
Precious-Alexia
Temperance
Trinity
Unity
Verity
Zion

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... and the opposite:

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Helle
Pagan

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Misspelt religious names:

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Triniti

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Let's name our child after a bar:

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Baraka

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Nature names:

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Bay
Blaze

Blossom
Bluebell
Bracken
Delta
Meadow

Ocean
Ocean-Melodie
Raven

River
River-elise
Robin
Savannah
Star
Storm
Sunny

Tiger
Tigerlily
Tiger-Lily
Venus
Willow

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Misspelt nature names:

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Breez
Daisie
Poppie

Sandi
Sandie
Savanah
Savanna
Starr
Storme

Sumer
Summah
Summar

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I want to name my child after that noise the microwave makes when it's finished cooking my dinner:

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Bing

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Forget the microwave meals, I want to eat my child:

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Candy
Honey
Lemoni
Olive
Peaches
Saffron
Sage

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Misspelt food names:

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Saffarron

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Let's name our child after a car...

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Capri
Carina
Lexus
Mercedes
Sienna
Zaffira

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...or a musical instrument...:

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Cello
Tuba

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...or a colour...:

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Cerise
Ellie-Blue
Indigo
Scarlet
Violet

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... or a misspelt colour:

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Ceriece
Ebany
Eboni

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I want to name my daughter after expensive jewellery even though I live on a council estate and all my jewellery comes from Argos:

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Diamond
Gem
Jewel
Opal
Sapphire

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Misspelt jewellery names:

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Rubi
Rubie
Saphire

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My daughter's going to be a stripper when she grows up:

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Ebony-Starr

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Let's name our daughter after a hat...:

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Fedora

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...or a savings account...:

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Isa

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...or a Dolly Parton song:

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Jolene

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Let's just give our child initials:

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KC

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I never really wanted kids, I'd have preferred to work in a zoo:

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Llama

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I never wanted a daughter and I'm still in denial:

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Man

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Let's name our daughter after a mythical / fantasy creature:

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Phoenix
Pixie

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Royalty names:

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Princess
Princess-Vanessa
Tiara

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I want to name my daughter after a perfume shop:

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Sephora

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I want my child to hate me forever:

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Sissy

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My daughter is going to be a maths whizz:

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Sum

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I want my child to be up-to-date with the latest technologies:

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Wiki

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Let's name our daughter after the birth-control pill that failed us:

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Yazmin

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S xx