Oh that's classic.
I've been out of high school for a while, so I can't even tell them. I like
Patrice and
Helene.
As for
Stan, you'd have to meet him to understand, but he's just
Stan. That was the allure of staying "
Stan" to him. It was funny and unconventional. So while we're all saying things with accents, we get to
Stan and there's just no way to say it French. Maybe if you say all the French names together and then put
Stan at the end, it'll make more sense.
:)