I feel like it is so unfortunate, and therefore I love it dearly. I want to clasp her to my heart. I too have it in mind for a fictional character, but I'm not sure just who to use it on. It is just so powerful in its clunkiness, it must be handled carefully.
It also reminds me of "Orcas"! So what do we have here, a name that not only evokes dorkiness, but the hugeness of whales as well. It's a winner. Poor darling
Dorcas.