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Cooper Cram? Are you for real?
God. I swear. When I write I try to hard stylize things past the point of believability to point out and delight in the ridiculosity of lyfe, and then I see stuff like
Cooper Cram and I feel not only one-upped by real parents but also rendered useless.
Cooper Cram? Seriously? I could not have come up with that ever. And I would have sat there and tried to.