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Nixon is an American kid? Okaaayy.

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Two boys named Atlas? That's unusual. I'm not sure I believe you. I demand proof. ;)

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Titan is just plain stupid. I'd rather be named Atlas, even though that's stupid, too. I don't like all these MIGHTY Greek or Roman names being used on scrawny little kids. Even a grown man named Titan sounds ridiculous. Wonder how many big dick jokes he'll hear in his lifetime.

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-The Ghost of Vivian Vance