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1. This is my son, Owen James.
You Say: What's up, Owen?
You Think: Meh. All right, I guess.

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2. This is my daughter, Sofia Ruth.
You Say: Hello.
You Think: AAGGH AAGHH GET IT OFF ME

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3. This is my son, Wesley Duncan.
You Say: Hi Wesley!
You Think: I love this name. Hope it doesn't good too popular. Flows like a river.

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4. This is my daughter, Isadora Georgiana.
You Say: Hello, Isadora.
You Think: Eeeeewwwww. Someone get me a barfbag.

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5. This is my son, Jacob Edmund.
You Say: Nice.
You Think: Loathe Edmund. Jacob is okay; one Jacob uses me, the other isn't really a bad guy.

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6. This is my daughter, Dierdre Chevonne.
You Say: Hi, Dierdre.
You Think: Dierdre is okay, Chevonne makes me wanna drive a steamboat over your face.

7. This is my son, Charles Brian.
You Say: Heya, Charles!
You Think: Doesn't flow wonderfully but I like the two names.

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8. This is my daughter, Alexandra Louise.
You Say: Alexandra is nice.
You Think: Louise isn't.

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9. This is my son, Adam Darcy.
You Say: Hey, Adam.
You Think: I sorta like Adam, but one certain jerk ruined it for me. Mortal enemies now...and Darcy?

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10. This is my daughter, Jane Elizabeth.
You Say: Hi, Jane!
You Think: Bland bland bland bland BLAND BLAND BLAND! Auuuggghh!