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Help[Opinions] Imagine you're a celebrity. You have to give your children the wackiest names imaginable. What are they?
It's the year 2030. The world government has just announced via hologram that all celebrities are required to give their children the most bizarre names they can think of, lest their celebrity status be revoked. (You can't ask why, or you might be sent to be reprogrammed!)
The rules of celebrity state that each of your childrens' names must begin with a noun/word that has not been used as a name as far as you know. You can have as many middles as you want, but all given names must be below the top 1000. Botanical names are also acceptable as long as they're really out-there (think Snapdragon and Passiflora, not Poppy or Rose).
So, what would you name your brood? You can list as many possibilities as you want!
Bonus question: What are the LEAST appealing celebrity names you can invent?
The rules of celebrity state that each of your childrens' names must begin with a noun/word that has not been used as a name as far as you know. You can have as many middles as you want, but all given names must be below the top 1000. Botanical names are also acceptable as long as they're really out-there (think Snapdragon and Passiflora, not Poppy or Rose).
So, what would you name your brood? You can list as many possibilities as you want!
Bonus question: What are the LEAST appealing celebrity names you can invent?
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wait!
How could I forget my favorite word name?
We adopted Drawstring Escapade Zatarra.
How could I forget my favorite word name?
We adopted Drawstring Escapade Zatarra.
This message was edited 4/9/2017, 8:29 PM
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Lobelia is used by Tolkien for a Hobbit! haha!
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wrong place
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Ember Platinum
Hemlock Night-Thorne
Blackberry January Cream
Mycelia Oregano
Hemlock Night-Thorne
Blackberry January Cream
Mycelia Oregano
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I know of an irl Mycelia. Mycelia Amadou. Sister to a Nixie Opal...
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I had a character once named Foxglove. I feel like thats the next kid for this family.
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DS: Athens Bright Cairo Duncan
DD: Emerald Frida Greenheart Hazel
DS: Ictus Jago Katsura Linden
DD: Melbourne Noor Oriana Petrova
DS: Quill Rosewood Stanley Thyme
DD: Undine Vienna Willow Xavier
DD: Emerald Frida Greenheart Hazel
DS: Ictus Jago Katsura Linden
DD: Melbourne Noor Oriana Petrova
DS: Quill Rosewood Stanley Thyme
DD: Undine Vienna Willow Xavier
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Do two words combine as one count? I'd have four daughters:
Summerlove Hamako
Poinsettia Miruna
Sunflower Ilinca
Snowflake Anais
At least they all make me think of nice things! I love the season of summer but as Summer itself is too common I went with Summerlove. Love is nice, summer is nice - so at least I think of nice things. Poinsettia because I love Christmas and I love these flowers. Sunflower also makes me think of sunny days which is nice and I love snowflakes. I really love Anais and Ilinca. Hamako means 'seashore child' which is cute and nice with a summer themed name. Miruna means 'peace' and goes well with the Christmas season :P
Overall I think they were kind of lucky hahaha :) There are some celeb names that exist that are definitely worse than being named Snowflake or Poinsettia.
Least appealing, something violent and horrible or something demeaning such as Babydoll Applebottom or something crazy like that :/
Summerlove Hamako
Poinsettia Miruna
Sunflower Ilinca
Snowflake Anais
At least they all make me think of nice things! I love the season of summer but as Summer itself is too common I went with Summerlove. Love is nice, summer is nice - so at least I think of nice things. Poinsettia because I love Christmas and I love these flowers. Sunflower also makes me think of sunny days which is nice and I love snowflakes. I really love Anais and Ilinca. Hamako means 'seashore child' which is cute and nice with a summer themed name. Miruna means 'peace' and goes well with the Christmas season :P
Overall I think they were kind of lucky hahaha :) There are some celeb names that exist that are definitely worse than being named Snowflake or Poinsettia.
Least appealing, something violent and horrible or something demeaning such as Babydoll Applebottom or something crazy like that :/
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I'm ignoring some of your rules ;)
Boys:
Tennessee Wild
Fox Golden
Rebel Summer
Storm Island
Girls:
Mustang Sally
Opera Wildflower
Author Belle
Boys:
Tennessee Wild
Fox Golden
Rebel Summer
Storm Island
Girls:
Mustang Sally
Opera Wildflower
Author Belle
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Agony Solstice
Tide Heliodora
Frankincense Rigby (boy)
Okay, none of these are that appealing, but it was hard to think of any words that make good names that haven't been used as far as I know so that's a pretty restrictive rule. I actually like Agony the best, lol.
Tide Heliodora
Frankincense Rigby (boy)
Okay, none of these are that appealing, but it was hard to think of any words that make good names that haven't been used as far as I know so that's a pretty restrictive rule. I actually like Agony the best, lol.
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Girls:
Pthalamine Galaxy
Nehi Million
Memory Kaleidoscope
Window Chalcedony
Boys:
Pinetree Greenleaf
Discovery Feldspar
Moonstone Calcium
Anemone Phlox
I just started naming objects and words that i could see around me lol
Pthalamine Galaxy
Nehi Million
Memory Kaleidoscope
Window Chalcedony
Boys:
Pinetree Greenleaf
Discovery Feldspar
Moonstone Calcium
Anemone Phlox
I just started naming objects and words that i could see around me lol
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are you studying gemmology?
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I actually used to collect gemstones, hence the reason I know these gems off the top of my head
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I especially liked Window Chalcedony :)
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Chickadee Metamorphosa Oblongata
Gummybear Maximian Aethelstan
Gummybear Maximian Aethelstan
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I want Iambic Pentameter to be friends with my celebrity kids.
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I don't know about that. He might be too cool to have actual friends :)
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ETA
Most bizarre I can think of?
Cactus Garden Jezebel (g)
The Honourable Symphony Birch (g)
twins Frost Renault (b) & Froufrou Tesla (g)
Table Mountain Dew (b)
Cactus, The Honourable, Frost, Froufrou and Table
Hope the names please the government. :)
ETA: Actually I also just gave birth to another set of twins: Twitter Eagle (b) "Witty" and Instagram Nightingale "Grammy" (g).
Most bizarre I can think of?
Cactus Garden Jezebel (g)
The Honourable Symphony Birch (g)
twins Frost Renault (b) & Froufrou Tesla (g)
Table Mountain Dew (b)
Cactus, The Honourable, Frost, Froufrou and Table
Hope the names please the government. :)
ETA: Actually I also just gave birth to another set of twins: Twitter Eagle (b) "Witty" and Instagram Nightingale "Grammy" (g).
This message was edited 4/8/2017, 10:26 AM
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LOL The Honorable.
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Contraception isn't a thing of the future I see...
I'll adopt Witty and Grammy if you like :)
I'll adopt Witty and Grammy if you like :)
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Mine!
These ones I would actually consider using in an alternative universe:
Girls:
Ephemera Io Agapé
Paramour Aviva Foxglove
Saudade Lethia Corisande
Zenith Vela Maximilienne
Boys:
Cipher Peregrine Altair
Eldritch Hawthorne Fawkes
Epsilon Helios Izar
Harbinger Jove Antares
Talisman Orpheus Crane
... I may have gone a little crazy...
These ones I would actually consider using in an alternative universe:
Girls:
Ephemera Io Agapé
Paramour Aviva Foxglove
Saudade Lethia Corisande
Zenith Vela Maximilienne
Boys:
Cipher Peregrine Altair
Eldritch Hawthorne Fawkes
Epsilon Helios Izar
Harbinger Jove Antares
Talisman Orpheus Crane
... I may have gone a little crazy...
This message was edited 4/8/2017, 10:37 AM
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