It's the year 2030. The world government has just announced via hologram that all celebrities are required to give their children the most bizarre names they can think of, lest their celebrity status be revoked. (You can't ask why, or you might be sent to be reprogrammed!)
The rules of celebrity state that each of your childrens' names must begin with a noun/word that has not been used as a name as far as you know. You can have as many middles as you want, but all given names must be below the top 1000. Botanical names are also acceptable as long as they're really out-there (think Snapdragon and Passiflora, not
Poppy or
Rose).
So, what would you name your brood? You can list as many possibilities as you want!
Bonus question: What are the LEAST appealing celebrity names you can invent?