I'm a Directioner, but I still found your comment funny! How about...
Kidney
Abdominal (if it's a girl, she could just go by Abby lol)
Max
Growing
Annie ("any pain?")
Excruciating
OMG I'm so sorry...I'm so horrible! *takes my Directioner self and hides*
Rate my PNLs! (updated 4/7/17)
http://www.behindthename.com/pnl/148673http://www.behindthename.com/pnl/148673/112996Top-rated: Juliet & Emmett
Bottom: Mikayla & Clinton