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I kind of picture a Tonya as a receptionist who is terrible at her job. Her two-inch fingernails prevent her from typing well. Her hair is brittle from too much bleach over the years, but it’s actually currently dyed dark. Her boobs are huge, but they have a great big wrinkle down the center from where she’s pushed them together too hard, too often. She’s in her 40s, but a lifetime of smoking has made both her skin and her voice older. Too much tanning hasn’t helped either. The old boss hired her back when her style of trashiness was considered hot, and the new boss had to keep her on because she has threatened a wrongful dismissal lawsuit often and loudly any time her lack of skills is mentioned.