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Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson welcomed their third child: Birdie Mae joins Maxwell Drew (g) and Ace Knute.
I think their newborn daughter got better names than her siblings: Birdie and Mae are still too cutesy for my taste and I prefer both as nicknames. Maxwell is nice but only as a masculine name and I only like Knute as a real viking's name.
What do you think of Birdie Mae (and her siblings' names)?
I think their newborn daughter got better names than her siblings: Birdie and Mae are still too cutesy for my taste and I prefer both as nicknames. Maxwell is nice but only as a masculine name and I only like Knute as a real viking's name.
What do you think of Birdie Mae (and her siblings' names)?
This message was edited 3/21/2019, 5:19 AM
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I read that this morning, and that Birdie Mae was born weighing ten pounds thirteen ounces. They should have called her Big Bird. Jesus, that is a monstrously huge baby.
All the names suck big-time. Ace Knute sounds like "a snoot." Maxwell Drew is so aggressively a male name it's not even ambisexual. And Birdie Mae sounds like some hillbilly in a sunbonnet and long skinny legs and no shoes. Birdie Mae is in the privy now but she'll slop the hogs when she gets out.
All the names suck big-time. Ace Knute sounds like "a snoot." Maxwell Drew is so aggressively a male name it's not even ambisexual. And Birdie Mae sounds like some hillbilly in a sunbonnet and long skinny legs and no shoes. Birdie Mae is in the privy now but she'll slop the hogs when she gets out.
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My brother-in-law was 12lbs 6 ounces.
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I was really confused about your comment calling Maxwell Drew "not even ambisexual"... until I realized they were using it on their daughter.
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Birdie's a nick-name! don't do that to a new-born child!
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