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I was perusing my favorite saga of internet drama, as I do, and I found out that the focal madman's mother had seven siblings. (Weird fact: Joe was ~30 when he married Carrie, who was most likely 14 at the time.)

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Original family:
Joseph Otto & Carrie Edna
Edna Elizabeth
William Stanley
Corrina
Leroy Lewis
Barbara Ann
Mable Madeline
Harriett Victoria
Curtis Wayne

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(I mostly used Nameberry's Namehunter to get the names. For names with too few results, I resorted to Magic Baby Names. Corrina didn't have a middle name, so I used her first name for both.)
DH: Daniel John Thomas Matthew David Nicholas William / Otis Oscar Hugo Felix Orson Milo Amos
DW: Larisa Pamela Ellen Aretha Joanna Yvette Virginia / Ethel Gertrude Mildred Doris Jean Honora Phyllis
DD1: Diane Elinor Dorothea Agatha Edith Myrtle Maud / Katherine Anna Claire Margaret Charlotte Jane Grace
DS1: James Henry Alexander Charles Edward Benjamin Andrew / Terence Sidney Ralph Gerrit Frank Eugene Albert
DD2: Lilias Morwenna Eulalie Leora Clemency Pauline Marjorie / Mirabelle Calista Maria Emerald Susan Alana Cosette
DS2: Randy Curtis Sylvester Chris Zachariah Aldric Lester / Hugh Ellis Frederick Simon Louis Lawrence Alastair
DD3: Linda Angela Patricia Francine Angelica Karen Hilda / Anne Leigh Colleen Lynn Kathleen Mary Diana
DD4: Hazel Mae Beatrice Olive Elsie Astrid Daisy / Caroline Sophia Olivia Lucy Abigail Elizabeth Emma
DD5: Henrietta Florence Agnes Winifred Matilda Frances Eleanor / Alexandra Natalie Juliet Anastasia Emily Sarah Rebecca
DS3: Keith Wilfred Douglas Gregory Clayton Travis Bradley / Gary Bruce Duane Darren Steven Glenn Rodney

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Our only limits are the ones we place on ourselves.
—Cordelia, 2012

This message was edited 4/9/2019, 5:10 PM