I think it's unattractive however you say it. It looks like a brand name for painkiller for arthritis or PMS or something. Like Advil.
I much, much prefer April. April is so soft and pretty, even if the p is a harder sound than the v.
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes!
Steve Martin