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1. Hey want to meet my son Andrew
Say: Thats my brothers name.
Think: Good taste in names.
2. This is my daughter America
Say: Of course she is.
Think: wonder if her sibs are China, Belgium, and Lichtenstein.
3: Want to see my twin daughters Alexa and Siri
Say: Sure?
Think: This woman needs to unplug.
4. Hey does anybody want to see my triplets my boys Timmy and Tommy and my girl Tammy
Say: They have full names, yes?
Think: what the hell is Tammy short for?
5. Here is my son Wyatt not any other name Wyatt
Say: Nice name.
Think: Huh?
6. Here are my sons Indy and Miranda
Say: Really, Mrs Jones?
Think: wait...what? Miranda?
7. Would you like to see my daughter her name is screwdriver
Say: Setting her up for life are we?
Think: This woman needs to be slapped.
8: Here is my daughter Anoami Faith and my son Richard
Say: Hello, kids.
Think: Richard is fab, but what is Anoami?
9: Hey here are my three sons William he goes by will conrad he goes by con and bob
Say: Will, Con, Bob, hey.
Think: Does Bob have a full name?
10: Hey want to meet my 2 daughters Alivia and Gillian
Say: Of course.
Think: decent names.
11: Here is my son Leon Ranger Winter the 5th
Say: Hey, Leon.
Think: They recycled that 5 times?