1. Here are my daughters, Gertrude and Prudence
Think: Old-fashioned. That's all I have to say
Say: Oh...cool!
2. Here is my son, Dick
Think: Love the name, but the kid's get bullied real bad...you do realize that, right?
Say: Hi, Dick!
3. Here are my triplets, Cyan, Violet and Magenta
Think: Oh...my god.
Say: Um-
4. Here are my sons, Maximilianus and Diadumenianus
Think: Pretentious to the MAX. I hope they have nicknames.
Say: Oh, wow! You seem to be a big fan of ancient Latin names!
5. Here is my daughter, Nevaeh
Think: Interesting...this
is the 21st century, however...
Say: Oh, how pretty!
6. Here are my twins, Kai and Kailee
Think: No. Just no.
Say: *clears throat* Hello, twins...who's who again?
7. Here is my son, Kermit.
Think: Oh, the poor kid. I admire the parent's naming technique, though
Say: Ooh, cool! Do you like the Muppets?
8. Here are my sons, Tom and Jerry
Think: Oh, this reminds me so much of when I was 9...
Say: Very interesting name theme! I like it!
9. Here is my daughter, Karen
Think: Very nice
Say: Nice to meet you Karen!
10. Here are my daughters, Caroline and Coraline
Think: No, no, no, no, no, and again, NO
Say: Um...say what?
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” - Andre Gide
This message was edited 1/5/2023, 11:32 AM